A group gets together and selects a few out of the way, rural, little known (perhaps dive) bars. You then bar hop, stopping at each one for a drink or two and maybe some games such as pool, darts, horseshoes or shuffleboard.
I hate that we always go to the clubs or bars in town all the time.
Yeah, lets plan a Redneck Bar Tour this weekend and see what shenanigans we can get into!
Yeah, lets plan a Redneck Bar Tour this weekend and see what shenanigans we can get into!
by BryonM September 27, 2011
Get the Redneck Bar Tourmug. Metaphorical badge given to al people accpeted as rednecks by the redneck community. The redneck badge of honor can be taken away. Similar to a {gay card} but for rednecks.
Bubba and Skeeter took away my redneck badge of honor after finding out I don't watch NASCAR or eat KFC.
After my 12th can of Pabst, I spray-painted a Confederate flag on my trailer and was given the redneck badge of honor.
After my 12th can of Pabst, I spray-painted a Confederate flag on my trailer and was given the redneck badge of honor.
by bowlingforcolumbuncombe December 30, 2009
Get the redneck badge of honormug. by IfYouHaveAnyPooThrowItNow August 18, 2006
Get the redneck traffic jammug. When a male farts in a vagina and then has sex with the vagina, then the vagina queefs and the male smells queef/fart combination.
by Fredrick6994 September 15, 2010
Get the Redneck Air Freshenermug. One who inserts a black cat firecracker in one's eurethra and ignites the Fuze just before penetration
by Lo0kBehindYou January 12, 2016
Get the Redneck suicide bombermug. The cognitive process in which an individual of lesser intelligence (often residing in the southern United States of America), pieces together two unrelated or otherwise illogical statements into a "Redneck Logic" equation.
Often leaves those who overhear it confused and questioning the validity of the statement. However, as dictated by Redneck Law, the statement is required to make sense, however little, and must be deliberately obscure to fool the "uneducated masses".
Some, if not all Republicans follow Redneck Math Logic.
Often leaves those who overhear it confused and questioning the validity of the statement. However, as dictated by Redneck Law, the statement is required to make sense, however little, and must be deliberately obscure to fool the "uneducated masses".
Some, if not all Republicans follow Redneck Math Logic.
Tucker: Hey man, who are you?
Cletus: If I ain't you, you ain't me. I am me though.
Tucker: Stop it with your goddamn fancy Redneck Math Logic. You know I ain't got no schoolin'.
Cletus: If I ain't you, you ain't me. I am me though.
Tucker: Stop it with your goddamn fancy Redneck Math Logic. You know I ain't got no schoolin'.
by Silthers May 18, 2012
Get the Redneck Math Logicmug. A form of birth control usually consisting of anything bought at walmart. (Duct tape, clothespins, pvc pipe, ziploc bags, etc.)
by Skammmmm October 8, 2015
Get the redneck birth controlmug.