Purple pear

A severely infected penis that is comparable to the blue waffle (see blue waffle)

Jordan had sex with Emily now he has a purple pear and can barely walk.

by Korn1989 May 3, 2013

purple burrito

When a penis turns a shade of violet from bruising. Usually as a result of a girl biting down or a girls penatrated hole be too tight or fit.

Hattie bit down so hard she gave me a purple burrito

Elizabeth's pussy was so tight my dick was smushed and I got a purple burrito

by ThePurpleBurrito May 15, 2014

purple sheet

£20, in the UK. £20 notes are a purple sort of colour and are printed on a sheet of paper/cotton therefore called purple sheet or purple note

Buyer: How much are these garms?
Seller: £25
Buyer: I'll give your purple sheet

by Pippathecat June 1, 2014

Sexy Purple

A shade of purple so appealing to the senses that one want to have sexual intercourse with said color.

Damn, did you see that Teddy Bear, it's a sexy purple.

by Mr Potato man January 3, 2015

Purple flurb

Its just purple flurb

Me: Purple flurb

by PLATFORM 9 3/4 October 3, 2016

purple slippers

When a girl gets boned so many times in one night her inner vagina turns purple and lose, the first one to smash after that point is given the title of purple slippers

"Dude go get Vanessa, she's all good to go!"
Hell no dude, I'm not about to get no purple slippers"

by Chantheman224 November 23, 2016

purple flurp

Heavenly drink created by the gods to please us mortals.

Want to go get a purple flurp.

by Nickolas dean December 1, 2019