Punching bag

When your ballsack is saggy and you stick it in her vagina when she's about to give birth so the baby starts kicking and punching at it like a punching bag from the uterus.
Right before my wife was about to give birth to my son, I performed the punching bag and he was already like manny pacquiao
by Robindaasian October 03, 2018
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Punching the turtle

Masturbation. Often mistaken for playing Super Mario World on SNES.
Knock knock, hey man what are you doing in there? Dude! punching the turtle go away!
by Zachaotic May 20, 2011
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milk punch

1. a traditional cocktail made from whiskey and hot milk, sometimes also including honey, butter, sugar, cinnamon, etc. 2. a close-fisted sock to the tit.
Our St. Patrick's Day celebration culminated with a toasting of milk punch as the band began Finnegan's Wake.

That ho better shut her mouth before I milk punch those DD's!
by browncowh8r January 13, 2011
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Boomerang Punch

When you punch someone such force in one eye that the vibrations reverberate around the skull and make the other eye pop out.
That "B" was snoopin in my wallet that I had to give her the boomerang punch. I didn't realize the mess it would make on my shirt
by Swipe McGee May 14, 2009
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pucker punch

Anal rape; How to describe getting anal raped to your parents.
"Mom...dad...I was pucker punched."
by Dutrastrophe April 13, 2014
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The Camel punch

When your fat sister's boyfriend eats her pussy and right as she is about to climax she grabs her fupa and beats him in the head with her front butt
come eat me out and I will give you a the camel punch
by Misspunx December 24, 2017
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diamond punch

I'm going to diamond punch you
by sirdigbyvelvet January 20, 2012
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