Punching bag

When your ballsack is saggy and you stick it in her vagina when she's about to give birth so the baby starts kicking and punching at it like a punching bag from the uterus.

Right before my wife was about to give birth to my son, I performed the punching bag and he was already like manny pacquiao

by Robindaasian October 2, 2018

Falcon Punch

When you fist a girl and shove your dick in at the same time.

I just falcon punched my girlfriend last night.

by crucialbars June 19, 2017

hawian punch

to fist a women during her period.

my girl friend didn't want to have sex during her period. so i decided to give her a hawian punch.

by greenskully7 December 27, 2011

Punching the turtle

Masturbation. Often mistaken for playing Super Mario World on SNES.

Knock knock, hey man what are you doing in there? Dude! punching the turtle go away!

by Zachaotic June 13, 2011

diamond punch

Worlds hardest punch

I'm going to diamond punch you

by sirdigbyvelvet February 5, 2012

Boomerang Punch

When you punch someone such force in one eye that the vibrations reverberate around the skull and make the other eye pop out.

That "B" was snoopin in my wallet that I had to give her the boomerang punch. I didn't realize the mess it would make on my shirt

by Swipe McGee May 14, 2009

Peach Punch

A punch from the peach, or also referred to as a vagina punch, peach punch.

I just peach punched your face.

by elinie June 29, 2011