premarital intercourse

putting the outtie in the innie

I had premarital intercourse by putting my outtie in her innie

by chronchie June 22, 2024

Premarital sex

putting an outtie in an innie or vice versa before marriage

I had premarital sex by putting my outtie in her innie

by chronchie June 22, 2024

premebtan

Definition of permanent in another hidden language

Its a premebtan marker

by Ephemeralmoral February 17, 2026

poemest

When a drunk girl thinks she is being a poet

Becca was being a poemest.

by D-Storm February 18, 2025

Premature shitaculation

The act of shitting yourself on the way to the toilet.

I suffered from premature shitaculation this morning after last night's vindaloo Curry.

by King mammal May 5, 2025

Preemptive Nullification

the intellectual frustration experienced when a carefully crafted correction is rendered irrelevant by a more egregious, unanticipated error on the part of the interlocutor.

“My critique suffered from a preemptive nullification—their misunderstanding was so fundamental it rendered my subtle objection moot.”

by Mietzsche July 12, 2025

Premature Eclapulation

Assholes clapping too quick before a point is finished.

Adam Carolla said the seals in the audience at the view engage in premature Eclapulation

by SillyBusiness July 26, 2025