factotem pole

A pole lining up all the sycophants and ass-kissers that support a deranged POTUS.
A recent TV interviewer referred to his guest as a "factotum" for President Trump. That guest (Stephen Miller) was actually part of the factotem pole that includes the likes of Bannon, Huckabee Sanders, Rush Limbaugh, etc.
by euphemistmo January 07, 2018
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Pole Troll

A pole troll denotes a gay man that is seriously attracted and crazy about another man's penis as common trolls in fairy tales are attracted and crazy about bridges. Know a pole troll by the wide grin that he gives your genital area even when covered as though he can see being screwed by you before he knows if you are in fact gay.
Kenneth: Yo Jeff, you got a pole troll on your ass buddy.
Jeff: Fuck man! He has been trailing me all week, I can't shake this guy!
by Desaundrea Morton-Pusey December 03, 2006
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poled dork

Have you seen the videos where somebody's doing donuts in a parking lot with their car and manages to hit the light pole?

Poled dork is a joke nickname for those people and a dumb parody of the word pulled pork, a kind of food.
Hello YouTube, today I'll show you how to become a poled dork. First step, go to Walmart with your muscle car. Next step, locate appropriate light pole.

Now you are ready. Do donuts and aim for the light pole. Screw up your car to become the ultimate poled dork
by rfrsiopgjdog September 12, 2023
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Poled

Having excruciating pain in the genital area after colliding with a cylindrical object (a.k.a. a water bottle)
Did you see the VTuber who got poled on stream by a water bottle?
by Fiiian August 13, 2024
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hoorah pole

you been gettin any smack batter on the hoorah pole?
by weirdblackbammerlance February 07, 2010
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shit pole

when a female knows that you like her then jumps into a relationship and everybody knows about it and she does not give a single fuck about your feelings also she will let you suffer in pain while she spends time with her man and not even check up on you she also goes out and party gets drunk and does dangerous shit
That female sani.fav is a goddamn shit pole she jumped into a relationship and let another man who liked her suffer while she takes them backshots from that light skin lonzo ball as nigga
by saysfuck.shit December 13, 2020
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Afrikaans pole maintenance

Where someone cuts a ceiling fan in half while the lights are off.
What are you doing? Afrikaans pole maintenance?
by Qi_87 April 21, 2023
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