poled dork

Have you seen the videos where somebody's doing donuts in a parking lot with their car and manages to hit the light pole?

Poled dork is a joke nickname for those people and a dumb parody of the word pulled pork, a kind of food.
Hello YouTube, today I'll show you how to become a poled dork. First step, go to Walmart with your muscle car. Next step, locate appropriate light pole.

Now you are ready. Do donuts and aim for the light pole. Screw up your car to become the ultimate poled dork
by rfrsiopgjdog September 12, 2023
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Poled

Having excruciating pain in the genital area after colliding with a cylindrical object (a.k.a. a water bottle)
Did you see the VTuber who got poled on stream by a water bottle?
by Fiiian August 13, 2024
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hoorah pole

you been gettin any smack batter on the hoorah pole?
by weirdblackbammerlance February 07, 2010
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shit pole

when a female knows that you like her then jumps into a relationship and everybody knows about it and she does not give a single fuck about your feelings also she will let you suffer in pain while she spends time with her man and not even check up on you she also goes out and party gets drunk and does dangerous shit
That female sani.fav is a goddamn shit pole she jumped into a relationship and let another man who liked her suffer while she takes them backshots from that light skin lonzo ball as nigga
by saysfuck.shit December 13, 2020
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Afrikaans pole maintenance

Where someone cuts a ceiling fan in half while the lights are off.
What are you doing? Afrikaans pole maintenance?
by Qi_87 April 21, 2023
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butt pole

A large, 3-6cm wide pole used to be inserted into the anus for maximum penetration. Typically used with and or by a partner. The length of the pole varies according to the size/depth of the rectal cavity and is most commonly used by closeted straight men. You probably know many of these men.
John picked up a male hooker to try out his new 11 inch butt pole after his wife turned down the idea.
by Likemadick July 08, 2023
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butt pole

A large, 3-6cm wide pole that is inserted into the rectal area. The length of this pole varies according to the size/depth of the rectal cavity. Typically used with and or by a partner for maximum penetration. Most commonly used by closeted straight men, many of whom you likely know well.
John picked up a hooker to try out his new 11 inch butt pole after his wife turned down the idea.
by Likemadick July 08, 2023
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