its like the angry pirate but instead of her sucking your dick she is eating you out and upon your orgasm you shat in her eye
by death boner from hell December 17, 2014
ahoy thar! I be lookin for da Spam Pirate, she be guaranteein me safe passage on er *stabbed in face with sword*
by wild_wolf_cub February 16, 2004
A person who lurks outside restrooms and waites for you to leave so they can rush in and sniff the toilet seat. Also known as saint martining.
After not washing my ass for a week and dropping a huge deuce this morning, that poop pirate still gave me a page seven for being late.
by murato February 13, 2010
when you are taking a girl doggie style, you spit on her back, then pull out, as she turns around thinking you already came, you cum in her eye declaring "arr you have been struck by the pirate eye"
by simon van laun March 02, 2006
A women who is usually racist, violent, a little bi curious and resides in a little shack on whore island.
A: she hates black people, is bicurious and has guns
B: tell that pirate hooker to go back to her home on whore island
B: tell that pirate hooker to go back to her home on whore island
by vacos February 13, 2012
A fine owl with a big dick and a very large amount of wisdom. Generally likes too hang with other owl babes constantly and fuck them. He likes to play world of tanks.
by Hoot The Pirate August 16, 2017