Picking up your own napkin is when you can contort yourself in order to suck your own genitalia. This often involves having a couple of your ribs surgically removed. It refers to when you drop your napkin at the dinner table & have to bend over & get it without getting out of your chair
If you can't get a date just stay home & pick up your own napkin!
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin
by Neddy100 December 16, 2013
Get the pick up your own napkin mug.The act of defecating in a plastic bag, freezing the poo and then inserting said frozen turd into a nice eastern European ladies twat.
by babsisababe February 12, 2015
Get the russian ice pick mug.Random bish: "That purse is so trashy."
Me: "Girl, you better pick up the sticks because that purse is on fleek!"
Me: "Girl, you better pick up the sticks because that purse is on fleek!"
by lordsugar June 3, 2015
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Get the Picking pierce mug.Man, I accidently named the pornography directory on our shared computer "PicsOfKittensAndPuppiesStickingOutTheirTongues." I didn't think she would open it. I guess I'll have to really "pick up the diapers" tonight.
by lavishfestival July 29, 2016
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