by myhumanrevolution May 30, 2015
After meeting a chick on the first night, you bring her back to your bedroom, she asks if you have protection, you show her the condom and it disappears back into your pocket. You proceed with out.
by Yam derf October 12, 2018
Yesterday my friend count was 388. Today it's 387, but who left? Yet again the victim of the phantom Face-diss.
by conwayTN September 04, 2009
The appearance of chacne(chest acne) which occurs as a result of stubble from a shorn chest under a tightly fitting shirt.
by Pfffffft yup January 05, 2019
Slang for Spirit testicle; A handy companion to ask questions about the unfathomable whom also happens to whisper compliments and sage advice in times of need.
Even though I lost my testicle, I gained the insight and friendship of what some would wrongly call a phantom testicle. Which is stupid. There's no such thing as phantoms.
by Testicular Journeyman April 02, 2018
The ultimate "Make America Great Again" vigilante hero you never knew you needed. Enter Richard McCaslin, a guy who took conspiracy theories way too seriously. In 2002, he donned a homemade superhero costume (think Batman meets Duck Dynasty) and decided to storm Bohemian Grove, a fancy retreat for the rich and powerful, convinced it was a hotbed of elite shenanigans and occult rituals.
Armed to the teeth and ready to dish out some old-fashioned justice, our fearless Phantom Patriot planned to expose the secrets of the elite and save America. Instead, he ended up providing a prime example of how not to conduct a covert operation. The police found him skulking around the woods, and instead of liberating the nation, he found himself liberating a jail cell.
McCaslin’s adventure serves as a reminder that sometimes the best way to "Make America Great Again" is to just stick to voting and leave the superhero stuff to Marvel.
Armed to the teeth and ready to dish out some old-fashioned justice, our fearless Phantom Patriot planned to expose the secrets of the elite and save America. Instead, he ended up providing a prime example of how not to conduct a covert operation. The police found him skulking around the woods, and instead of liberating the nation, he found himself liberating a jail cell.
McCaslin’s adventure serves as a reminder that sometimes the best way to "Make America Great Again" is to just stick to voting and leave the superhero stuff to Marvel.
"Did you hear about the Phantom Patriot? This guy went full 'Make America Great Again' superhero, storming Bohemian Grove in a homemade costume, only to get arrested and miss the memo that real-life isn't a comic book!"
by Phantom Patriot July 15, 2024
Player: "dude stop camping and play the game."
Noob Camper: "how bout no."
This is about Crane Site (Phantom Forces)
and please don't pick this map.
Noob Camper: "how bout no."
This is about Crane Site (Phantom Forces)
and please don't pick this map.
by Thermal Guy January 02, 2025