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Phan

The combination of the first names of two charming British YouTubers named Dan Howell and Phil Lester who were shipped the hell out of by the batshit horny side of their often invasive yet *creative* fanbase and eventually came out publicly as gay after so much speculation and accusations of “queer-baiting”.

In sharing their perspective to millions online, it has really helped many people feel less alone in some of their own thoughts and experiences. They were able use their talents to capitalize on how the nature of their private relationship is none of our business and have quite literally made that their own business.

Dan and Phil have become successful content creators that provide comforting comedic entertainment for their millions of followers. It can’t be easy to discuss vulnerable topics or share yourself online with that many people all up in your personal business, so keep that in mind and respect their privacy.

Please seek professional help and therapy if your obsession with parasocial relationships is unhealthy, unethical, or is making people way too creeped out and uncomfortable.
I’m not really into shipping real people, but yeah I may have seen some Phan edits on my tumblr dashboard and like…I get it.

*draws cat whiskers on face and turns into a feral animal frothing at the mouth* OMFG I LOVE PHAN SO MUCH! THEY R LITERALLY MARRIED AND TRUE LIFE SOULMATES!!! I WOULD DIE FOR THEM. I WOULD ACTUALLY MURDER SOMEONE FOR THEM. I REPLICATED THE EXACT LAYOUT OF THEIR HOUSE ON ROBLOX. CHECK OUT THE GRAPHIC FICS I WROTE ABOUT PHAN THAT INCLUDES THEMES OF GORE, HAMSTERS, INFLATION, MPREG, AND PHIL LITERALLY FUCKING DYING DURING CHILDBIRTH! RAWRRR XD 🤪
by guardianofthevoid December 8, 2023
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Pansexual

Someone that is absolutely in love with pans😍🍳
I’m Pansexual”
“You wanna fuck Pans?”
by Ineedmorebullets February 13, 2024
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pansturbating

A chick so loose, she needs a pan to get off.
"Bitch you so wide, I see you pansturbating in the pantry."
by Egg Pail February 17, 2024
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pansexual

attraction to people regardless to gender, and as a result they are attracted to all genders.
"JUST BECAUSE I'M PANSEXUAL DOESN'T MEAN I FUCK FRYING PANS!"
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Pansexual

Bob: I am pansexual.
Bob mama: So you fuck pans?
by Harry Bal Sag June 1, 2024
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panstander

A particularly large stool which breaks the surface of the toilet bowl water like a submarine periscope staring back at it's owner menacingly.
Fetch the poo poking stick please this panstander won't flush without help.
by Walnut Chumley June 1, 2024
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Pansexual

When you realize “wait a fucking minute that guy is hot, but so is that girl, and also that nonbinary creature. HOLY FUCK AND SO ARE THEY!” Yeah basically you just like all genders. NOT PANS THOUGH. WE DON’T FUCK PANS.
Girl: Hey. I like you.
Boy: Oh! I thought you like girls though?
Girl: The fuck? I’m pansexual.
by Burnt Toast :| June 13, 2024
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