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Normal Person

YOU ARE A NORMAL PERSON HOW CAN I BE LIKE YOU
by Your mom BIG gae July 31, 2018
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sorry person

A person who is all about just their own problems and can never keep a promise or their word don't trust these people
Wow ,that jenna is such a sorry person she can't ever keep her word
by Thatonekidavs January 2, 2017
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Personality Glasses

Personality glasses are glasses that a person doesn't actually need, but wears anyway because they think the glasses make them look cooler or smarter.

Personality glasses are usually either thin and stylish to make the wearer look classy, or are way too thick and out there in order to make the wearer seem edgy and interesting.
Example One:
Person 1: Wow, those are such cute glasses! I wonder where she got them.
Person 2: She doesn't actually need those.
Person 1: Ohhh, they're personality glasses.

Example Two:
Person 1: Look at that tool, those are obviously personality glasses.

Person 2: Yeah, you can tell by the way they don't actually have glass.
by Girl who actually needs glasse January 10, 2011
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person

What you call a person that annoys you or makes you very angry when you are lacking a better term or are trying to refrain from using profanity.
He was taunting her endlessly so she finally turned around and yelled, "You PERSON!" and stalked off.
by Lexiandra September 4, 2007
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MAP (minor attracted person)

Person A: "My friends Harvey and Bill are MAP (minor attracted person), but I accept everyone for who they are."

Person B: "MAP? Do you mean they are a couple of Pederasses? They are sickos that want to have sex with children?"

Person A:"Yeah but I don't judge people because I too am a nutbag -- I vote Democrat."

Person B: "I want off this planet..."
by Pokipann July 12, 2018
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person attached to your dick

N. A fuck buddy for whom you're starting to develop feelings. It's not just about the sex anymore, but when your relationship expands to accommodate and appreciate your fuck buddy's personality, character, tastes, etc. It's when you look at his dick and see the person it is attached to.
Laura: "It took me some time to sort this out, but I...I think I've grown to like the person attached to your dick."
Jordi: *blushing* "Oh...thanks!"
by Nicnoc October 12, 2010
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Personal Shit

A shit someone takes while having an emotional breakdown.
I think Sandra was taking a personal shit. The bathroom floor is covered in tears and it smells like death in there.
by superk13 June 23, 2016
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