Hot Potato

When you pass around the bong quickly so the weed stays lit. This eliminates the need to keep relighting the bowl, as well as preventing anyone in the rotation from hogging it. Playing hot potato leads to a fast pace and intense smoke sesh which will get everyone very high, especially if you try to finish the bowl in record time.

*After packing the bowl*
Guy 1: "Aye bro, you tryna play some hot potato with this one?"

Guy 2, already stoned: "Yes."

by peepeepoopooman February 8, 2020

potatoe chipe

a potatoe chipe is when you have a potato but stick your toe in it and the chip gets an e

damn that potatoe chipe is thicc tho

by skrtskrtato April 16, 2020

Potato Enthusiast

A person who completely worships a god food
Will sacrifice themselves for a tatertot
The most godly smol bean possible

"Haha, Ann-Marie is a potato enthusiast"

by quirkywaterturkey March 20, 2020

meh the potato

meh the potato is a

short person in youtube

1. meh the potato is 4 foot lmao
2. she is doe

by ZiadTheDReAMMMMM October 5, 2020

potato room

The gap, big enough to securely store a potato, created by misfitting jeans when the waistband does not meet one's back due to being disrupted by an especially convex badonk. The bane of existence to pants-wearing bedonked folk, it can be measured by the number of potatoes one can store in the consolingly handy storage space. The variety of said potatoes is entirely up to the interpreter's imagination.

Jane: I really like these jeans, but they just don't fit!
John: But they have to fit -they're in your size and everything.
Jane: Nope. Too much potato room.
John: Ah.
Jane: Damn my deliciously plump ass.

by fufupop December 5, 2012

text potato

Someone in the same building/house as you who is too lazy to come to where you are to answer a question, so instead texts you their response.

Sam was upstairs when Mom asked what he would like to drink with dinner, so the text potato just replied, "H2O" to her iPhone.

by grammarcop2 May 29, 2012

Potato Tree

1. A mythical tree with the magical ability to grow potatoes from it's branches.

2. A retarded argument

1. The legendary potato tree has evaded me for far too long, this time I shall find it!

2. "I read a book that potatoes grow on trees!" "Are you fuckin' stupid?"

by The Mysterious Hand March 28, 2011