Kinky Wagon

A sex act consisting of two or more bearded men engaging in rear-entry penetration in or on an early 1990s Chevrolet Caprice station wagon.

Jose: I’m looking to spice up our sec life, mi amor.

Andy: Guess who just bought a Chevy Caprice wagon!

Together in unison: KINKY WAGON!!

Andy: Oof, that hurts, but I like it.

Caprice Wagon: Toot toot!

by Wagon enthusiast March 3, 2022

Paddy Wagon Points

A scoring system for how attractive one's physique is.

Damn that paddy wagon is fine as hell, I rate it 8 paddy wagon points

by Paddy Wagon Don't Play December 28, 2021

Corn Wagon

An ugly busted vehicle

Hey did you see Chad driving that Corn Wagon? That shits busted.

by Youngporkchop December 12, 2025

wagon of cunts

a made up name for someone you hate but still funny

glenn peake is a wagon of cunts

by nipplelicker101 May 24, 2011

Wagon

The thickest, fattest, dump truck ass.

Them: hey did you see Josh?
You: yeah he has a big ol' wagon. He needs a license for that thing.

by Dallon Weekes is too fine May 19, 2022

Diamond Wagon

Famous youtuber
Nice guy
Not playboy
Has crazy friends

Omg is that diamond wagon?

by Diamond Wagon November 29, 2019

wagon ride

A ride on a wagon for carrying passengers as a transport for a journey or an adventure.
A ride on a child's wagon.

I like to go on a wagon ride.

by Ritacca February 18, 2023