I had the weed, I had the papers, I had the time, I had the inclination, so I decided to tool up a doobie.
by Howard Corncob March 29, 2006
A person or object that has achieved a subordinate level of the traits associated with the word "tool".
The pink razor phone that Kyna bought is "tooled out" because the Matt and everyone else had the phone last year. The pink color magnifies this in its blatent homage to the sorority girl.
by Matt/Kyna May 07, 2006
by ChickenPP July 06, 2008
A set of items which can be used in any fix-it applications. An Italian tool kit consists of a paint scraper, which can be used as an ice scraper, a chisel, a screw driver, a griddle cleaner, a BBQ scraper, a pry bar, a box cutter, a fly swatter. There is also a hammer which can be used like a hammer, but not usually. A hammer is used when a screwdriver is not handy or is too time-consuming. The claw end of the hammer can be used to open bottles. A wire coat hanger: This can be used to stir paint, open a locked car door, replace the car's radio antenna, clean a clogged drain, clean the vent on a clothes dryer. Electrical tape: much more precise than that old Redneck Duct tape, which BTW loses it's sticky. Electrical tape will be around for decades longer than duct tape.
"Yo, Benny! Go in the Italian tool kit and get the paint scraper, I need to open the window; I forgot my keys on the kitchen counter!
by Turkey Trot November 11, 2010
A mexican tool bag is when you are going anal and the girl/boy poops on your "tool" forming a bag over it.
by jamaaly April 17, 2011
by transamguy June 13, 2012
-Carlos failed his second test this week.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.
by the semen May 23, 2010