dick nose

a fucking idiot. that just is being a stupid fuck

hey fucking dick nose lets move.

by butch March 10, 2005

wet nose

when a girl gives a guy a blow job and the guy takes his cock out when he is about to cum and the cum goes up her nose.

i accidently gave my girlfriend a wet nose last night

by [e-mail] April 18, 2010

nose ring

Both girls and guys wear nose rings if they have their nose pierced.

If you are wondering which nostril to get pierced to wear a nose ring... read this:

Ettie: Hey Fret! I really want to get my nose pierced!
Fret: So then DO IT, Ettie!
Ettie: But I'm not sure which nostril to pierce..
Fret: You FOOL, Ettie!
Ettie: ..Hey!!
Fret: K i want you to breathe out air from your nose
Ettie: WHY, what are you going to DO to me?
Fret: JUST DO IT ETTIE!
Ettie: OK, OK! *Breathes out air from his nose*
Fret: *Puts hand on Ettie's nose*
Ettie: HEY, why did you just touch my nose, Fret?
Fret: OMFGZ ETTIE, YOU ARE INAUSPICIOUS! AHHHHH YOU ARE EVILLLLLLL EVILLLLLL EVILLLLLLLL!!!!!!
Ettie: I am so NOT evil Fret, what are you talking about?
Fret: The air you breathed out was released from your RIGHT nostril. Those who release air from their RIGHT nostril are EVIL.
Ettie: Omfgz, you serious?
Fret: YES, I RELEASE AIR FROM MY LEFT NOSTRIL, EVERYONE ELSE I KNOW ALSO RELEASE AIR FROM THEIR LEFT NOSTRILS! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU.. AHHH GET AWAY FROM ME YOU EVILL EVILLLL MONSTER!
Ettie: *Tear tear*
Fret: *Runs away*
Ettie: WAIT you never told me which nostril i should get pierced...
Fret: YOUR RIGHT NOSTRIL... BECAUSE THATS WHERE YOU RELEASE YOUR AIR FROM... BECAUSE YOU ARE EVIL! ..AN EVIL MONSTER!!!!

by runchi November 08, 2006

Nose Ring

When you stick your penis inside someone's nose then proceed to masturbate and cum inside their sinuses

I gave my sister her favorite nose ring, but not the jewelry kind... you feel me my ninja

by Blonde_Pubes696969 January 06, 2022

Nose Gomler

When you are really sick and your nose is so plugged that you can't breathe or speak correctly, you turn into a scary monster called a nose gomler.

for example: the sudafed commercial where the man's whole head turned into a big stuffy nose.

Kah-Kah-Kah-Kah, I'm such a nose gomler.

by The Nose Gomler July 10, 2006

Fat Nose

a person who gets all in your grill and wont back to give you space to breath

by freddy March 13, 2003

big nose

a person on any religion, who wants everything and doesn't pay for shit. i.e. J-Dubs
you can be a big nose, or your action might be big nosed, or just plain nosed.

"dude, your bowl pack is big nosed."
"you fucking big nose"
1:"Jamie nose"
2:"what do I know?"
1:"Jamie nose"

by The Big Nug T April 10, 2003