oon-deuce-niner

also known as a big gulp slurpee

Customer "how much is this slurpee?"
Chailott "brotha, it be a oon-deuce niner"

by g-birdman March 28, 2003

Deuce

Deuce is a name for someone who is not attractive and un athletic they tend to have a small penis and tend to be very sensitive

Man you always act like a deuce

by Run run June 3, 2021

Throw a Deuce

Put up a piece sign.

Don't go talk to him. Just throw a deuce at him.

by MerpO12 January 27, 2022

Loose Deuce

Pick up some dog shit and feel it’s consistency. If it falls out of your hand it is loose if it doesn’t then it’s firm.

I picked up some loose deuce from my dog yesterday.

by ArchivedHandle69 February 25, 2021

Deuce canoe

When your turd lays on the bowl, goes down into the water, and then comes back out of the bowl like how a canoe floats on water.

Tom: OMG. I just dropped a deuce canoe.
Jim: A....what?
Tom: A massive deuce so big that needed its own paddle.

by LT1VegaGT December 30, 2019

Throw us the deuces

That little two finger lift people do when they drive past you.

His neighbors just throw us the deuces when they drive past us smoking pot.

by Bleeze Worthy November 7, 2015

Deuce Juice Huncho

Often a brown man from Jersey. Has the ultimate swagger and extrudes confidence everywhere he goes. Can not go 2 minutes without cracking a CS joke. Is in his final form when wearing ripped jeans and black timbs and is not to be messed with during this time.

Guy1: Yo you see that guy over there. he's kinda handsome
Guy2: Yeah but he's in his final Deuce Juice Huncho form, don't make eye contact or he'll torture you with CS jokes.

by Yagursh Shelamadee March 29, 2022