packing the missile

The act of thrusting a dildo or buttplug in and out of one's anal cavity for sexual gratification; masturbating anally
Even though Jerrod is a str8 guy, that don't stop him from packing the missile from time to time, whatever floats his boat or plugs his hole.

I had no idea Lola was a poo pipe princess until I walked in on her packing the missile, what a kinky, yet lovely sight.
by pandono September 12, 2011
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liz pack

another way of saying a pack of weed. In this context it refers to the late Queen Elizabeth II
artrix: yo bro, u tryna smoke that liz pack
k2klizzy: yeah bro, u tryna smoke that liz pack
n1x: ah shit nah fuck that bruv, i only do crack
by 1nixx September 09, 2022
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quiet pack

A low grade bag of marijuana. Reggie, Schwag, Bobby Brown, Mids, Poop, Sticks and Seeds. Found in Mexico and urban cities in the U.S
Yo nigga, stop smoking that quiet pack! Smoke this shit, its called loud.
by DenverBroncos69 July 11, 2013
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faux-pack

A false six pack as seen on Robert Pattinson's stomach in New Moon.
A: I'm so excited about New Moon.
B: Why?
A: Because I'm looking forward to see Edward's six pack.
B: I'm excited too but I prefer Jacob's abs because Edward's is a faux-pack.
by hannelskarhann November 30, 2009
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jazmyn pack

The ass crack you fucked in 6th grade that is now a guy.
Jazmyn Pack doesn't have a vagenis
by jazmynpack October 12, 2019
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packing squirrels

The unkempt hair that sticks out around a girls underwear.
That girl was hot, until she pulled down her pants and i saw she was packing squirrels
by russ e July 29, 2006
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shit packed

When two or more people are competing and someone loses, they are known for getting their shit packed.
Guy #1: Dude, I can't believe you beat me!
Guy #2: Yea, you totally got your shit packed!
by Poppa Joe June 22, 2008
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