sex monkey

1. Someone who is fun to have sex with, usually slightly kinky
2. Someone who behaves in a sexy, 'naughty' manner

1. "That girl will try anything, she's an amazing sex monkey!"
2. "Andy's such a sex monkey- you realise he wasn't wearing boxers today?"

by satania April 9, 2005

rainbow monkey

A cute type of stuffed animal from the show "Codename: Kids Next Door". They look like chimps with a rainbow fixed to their head. Each are different colors. Agent No. 3 loves them. It's actually quite fun to say.

Then let's go get ourselves a rainbow monkey.

by some punk kid April 29, 2005

Twat Monkey

A very annoying person who somtimes jumps arond like a monkey very stupidly.

Amy Lee was being a Twat Monkey when her first CD was published.

by Anime4Evr February 28, 2009

Monkey Toes

Toes on some peoples feet that are extremely long and narrow, sometimes with large bulky knuckles. Much like that of monkeys, who can actually use their feet like hands to pick things up.

Check out my boyfriends monkey toes. He can spell his name with his feet.

by freegroove May 10, 2009

pink monkey

a white person with pink undertone skin that gets sunburned easily and looks like the red ass of a monkey

stop dicking around in the trailer park, you pink monkey

by Pink Pig Skinned Honky March 21, 2010

Grating the monkey

When one engages the act of Masturbation

Richard walked in on James Grating the monkey

by Misfiit April 6, 2011

varnished monkey

Someones who's really vain and makes an unecessary effort with their appearance e.g. a well oiled, beautifully bronzed sunbather at a tourist resort, or a cool kid with too much gel in their hair. The phrase was first used in german (lackierter Affe), and is a lovely description of that loathsome type of person.

Arnie: "Check out my beautifully oiled biceps"
Sally: "Wow! You're a real varnished monkey!"

by Jamie Douglas September 6, 2006