wet pasquale

To blow your load in someone's ear

Pasquale was having sex with a woman and he pulled out and blew his load in her ear and then said you just got a wet pasquale

by Pasquale728 April 23, 2010

Wet Parson

A sexual act in which a person spits a loogie onto their finger(s) and inserts them into another person's anus.

Jamie : after my morning cigarette I coughed up some nasty shit onto my fingers and stuck it up Matt's ass.
Charlie : Did it go in easy?
Jamie: Hell yeah man, it was a real slick wet parson.

by Jamie Parson August 3, 2006

Wet Wanker

The act of Jizzing in the ear, like a Wet Willy, but literally.

Guy one: Ah, dude. I just gave that guy a Wet Wanker!

Guy two: You mean a Wet Willy?

Guy one: Nah.

by LootGoblinPenny December 12, 2016

Wet Tube

noun - the prelubricated anal canal of someone awaiting a good rump pumping. Variation: wet-tuber - one who lubricates the anal canal of another individual to prep them for a good rump pumping.

Before heading out to hit the scene, ol' Paulie made sure to have a wet tube, as a good scout will always be prepared.

by EvilBastid February 23, 2015

Wet choker

Truest form of a pearl necklace. Nut all around the neck and chin after a 69. Nut gets all in and around the hair follicles. Not recommended for dandruff control.

Gentleman: My lady do you care for a 69?

Lady: Yes but only if you will grace me with a wet choker.

by Brian/Dbaby May 19, 2016

Wet No Tuppy

When someone feels that they are better or more skilled than they truly are at a specific job, task, or operation.

I'll tell ya....that Will...He sure is a Wet No Tuppy! Coming in here acting like he knows everything that he was taught just a minute ago.

by good vs well February 1, 2023

wet for Went

idiomatic expression, used mainly by true fans to express downright appreciation for an American actor called Wentworth Earl Miller III. starring in the TV show "Prison Break".

Originally coming from a hilarious blog with the same title it is now officially used around the globe, e.g. in printed publications like the German Issue of the GQ Style Guide Fall 2007.

(direct quote from the GQ Style Guide 2007)
Even in Paris a PR-woman lately confessed that she was "wet for Went".

by DanceForMe January 2, 2009