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Jizz olympics

An underground competitive sport played by either men or women where a party of 6 or more competitors play various games involving guzzling, shooting, snorting, swimming and ingesting semen.
Where you there for the jizz olympics? Nah homie I was chilling with your wife
by aldini-thegreat May 16, 2018
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Jizz bender

Someone who can control the power of his nut juice and snipe anything with it e.g ashes head from r6 siege
I think something hit me in the back of the head

Yeah the jizz bender
by Fit kid mgee November 25, 2019
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Jizz in the Shizz

Basically slang for anal intercourse, also called Charlie and the chocolate factory
by HahaNut27 March 21, 2019
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jizz aura

The odor around the atmosphere of a female who has just received a large quantity of seminal fluid on top of her, such as in a bukkake.
That japanese pornstar had an immense jizz aura after her bukkake.
by Sam the BananaBunWankMan September 23, 2017
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take a jizz

1) Drop a load of baby batter
2) shoot some spooge out the wanker
Your ol’ lady gave me blue balls, I really need to take a jizz

My ol’ lady caught me jerking off, so I had to stop, now I got blue balls and I really need to take a jizz
by KaySee101 October 26, 2017
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jizz hands

Not to be confused with jazz hands. A temporary condition that occurs when a guy finishes masturbating, primarily in the shower, and he looks down at his hands to see some jizz still there. He tries to wash it off, bit it just stays on his hand, then moves to the other hand, then back. He finally gets it off and onto the shower floor after like 5 minutes of trying. This is why you have to make sure the jizz hits the floor, not your hands.
Gary: ...ahhhhhh...
Gary: Okay, now I'm done fapping and can now focus on my sad, lonely existence. Let me just look at my hands before I wash my hair - wait, what? Dammit, I guess I got jizz hands.
by 508gang June 26, 2017
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jizz valcano

When your dick sprays cum every where because a guys erection is so hard
Dude last night with my girl I had a jizz valcano
by Cameronblue19 June 29, 2017
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