oliver

a short feeble individual who will eat anything you give him and is a cutie pie abb.

damn we're at chilis right now i really wish we had an oliver with us.

by antifungus April 23, 2025

Oliver

Gay British boy, usually sad and doesn’t speak much. Likes reading and baking. Very quiet but very nice. Mostly has dark/black hair and green or blue eyes (maybe both) try’s to Burry feelings of homosexuality. Probs asexual. Gets flustered when called Ollie. Prob has freckles, but not alot

Klaus: hey Ollie :)
Oliver: *internal screaming* hey

by Steph pie June 9, 2022

Oliver

Oliver has a small fucking penis, which usually looks like a push-pop that you got from your local store when he's hard ( estimate at most 2 inches ) Despite his negative inches, he is extremely funny and energetic. You will either love this man or hate him. He usually is super energetic in a hangout ( going for 9 hours straight of rampage) and sleeps like a card box when he's finally "taken down".

Yo what's good oliver

by Rfboi March 9, 2023

Oliver i

the definition of an oompaloompa. very very very short and stubby. terrible schooler and has the most funny laugh and is very very very slow and is the most trash kid at fortnite and is legit dog shit and does not even know how to do anything other then cry to his mum. LOL

oliver i: "Hey wanna play fortnite?"
guy: "no your trash kid"

by YOUR-MUM-LOSER May 29, 2023

Oliver

He is weak and will take bit can never back up what he says. He is the worst.

Ugh its Oliver I need to hide before he says hi.

by CJ gamerJoJo February 27, 2019

Oliver

A literal sack of potatoes and is completely useless

Here comes that dumbass Oliver

by TheFakeDuckNorris June 6, 2019

Oliver

Most amazing guy ever. An Oliver truly has it all, His eyes light up the room when he walks in and his smile is like none other. He is the most attractive guy you can possibly find and he is undeniably romantic. He makes his girl feel special but he doesn't have to do anything because she already knows she is the luckiest girl around. His eyes, his smile, his lips and his hair, he really is on the top of the list of amazing guys. An Oliver has a personality like no other. The most sweet, down-to-earth, generous and caring guy you will meet. He just shines, Oliver may seem shy at first but really lets his personality show with the people he trusts, he can be one of the funniest boys around, Oliver is just Oliver and you can hardly say anymore. Most girls just go speechless around Oliver because he truly is the most amazing guy you could come across.

Oliver <3

by Just.K 𑁍 November 22, 2021