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Noah

Noah is the perfect mixture of energetic and lazy. Most of the times you'll see him sitting alone or just talking with one person so you can't expect him to go over to you and start the conversation you need to start it instead. He usually has one real group of friends that he enjoys hanging out with and he'll put everything aside just to hang out with them. If he ever tells you "Fuck you" that's how you know he really cares about you. And if you call him short he won't hesitate to punch back.. or bite.
"Hey Noah seems happy with that one person"
"Oh yeah thats his friend"
by Lost_kid124 January 19, 2022
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He is very smart,handsome,and very strong. He is such a good friend he will be anybody´s friend he will help you when your feeling down he will love you like a brother/sister and all the girls will come running to him because he is very attractive he is loyal and would never tell¨unless your doing something like robbing¨. He is one of the best friends or boyfriends you could ever ask for! Go get a friend named Noah today!
by dumb fish January 26, 2022
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Noah is a person with many depths. Noah is a complete and utter cunt. He has a small dick that can’t even reach a bitches g spot.
Guy 1: hey did you see that Noah just got his bitch took

Guy 2: What! I actually ain’t surprised.

Guy1:yeah Noah is ugly af and I heard his balls haven’t dropped yet
by Baddietimes20000 February 22, 2022
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Noah is the elephant he stomps on people and trashes his weight around
Look its Noah the elephant
by Ji bai cb February 22, 2022
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Sexy big balled male who big cok mmm
girl:mmm noah kok
girl2:yas quen yumy
by hehdhekduzu6djdif March 1, 2022
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A complete dickhead that treats girls like shit. Don’t trust a Noah, Especially if he lives in New Zealand. Noah is narcissistic. Stay away from Noah.
“Girl, meet this guy right! I thought he was the coolest guy ever. However I got to know him, and found out that he was a complete narcissistic Jerk! And guess what, apparently I am the crazy one like all his other ex’s. He sure likes playing the victim!”

“Is his name Noah?”

“Yah…wait how did you know?”

“Sounds Just like a Noah.”
by Realityisntfun March 2, 2022
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Noah is the hottest on earth
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