Evan Patrick

A badass. Someone likely to become the next President

Did you see that guy dunk all over that kid? That's so Evan Patrick.

by Evan Patrick June 8, 2014

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Patrick Shwavy

When you're intoxicated and you do something so insanely embarrassing, that you wish you were never born.

I'm all Patrick Shwavy and I see this kid in a wheelchair and I thought it was him.

by PersonalJesus December 16, 2019

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Patrick

Perfect Man

A Patrick is more rare and magical than a Unicorn

by Tsunami StaySea May 27, 2025

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Bit of an anorexic cunt that likes to slags others for their appearance which I'd like to think is ironic but knowing Patrick he's 100% serious even though he could be 10x uglier. A patrick dickinson likes to make himself puke for the enjoyment of others but still thinks highly of himself. He would talk about taking advantage of drunk girls but would be too scared to touch anyone even if they passed out, thankfully. Don't turn your back to them because they talk mad shit to distract everyone from their insecurities.

Ah man that patrick dickinson fella is a bit of a snake

That patrick dickinson cunt is a misfortune

by MadCunt_3692 October 25, 2018

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Patrick

Piece of shit human being. Will flirt with your mom, fuck your girlfriend and steal ur dog.

AVOID Scorpio Patricks at all costs. Great kissers though.

John : Hey did you see my MILF mother?
Ben : Shit, I think she went out with Patrick.
John : Fuck, not again.

by Jonpol November 21, 2021

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Patrick Drahi

A very famous French entrepreneur, or "shark". Also the 10th French fortune.
He is know to extremely honest and totally involved in the protection of the environment.

"It's hard to see the ice melting from my private jet" - Patrick Drahi in a conference

by Zarbizaure September 30, 2019

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