New tech

Something that doesnt deserve to exist.
Me: BRO this new tech sucks ASS man!

Bobby: Can agree with you man.
by PencilBuzz June 26, 2022
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Tech Sexual

One identifies as a Computer or another object using tech.
One Sexual loves tech
by MyFriendsAreUgly February 27, 2019
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High tech Speed Bump

The brief reduction in speed before going through a speed camera.
Jimothy: "Sorry I'm late, I hit some High tech Speed Bumps on the way here"
by Robo-Cop October 26, 2012
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National Nike Tech Day

National Nike Tech Day is a day where you wear your Nike Tech. On this day you can take W flicks with others in your techs. You can also flex on people who don’t have a tech. National Nike Tech Day is March 14.
National Nike Tech Day is on a tuesday for tech tuesday. Make sure you wear a tech on this day.
Person 1: Yo, you know what’s on March 14?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: National Nike Tech Day!
Person: Oh really! I’ll make sure to wear my tech!
by supervisor.handyman March 10, 2023
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Crash Tech Dummy

Someone with a major lack of correct inside intel and poor reconnaissance maneuvers. A lesser than, that likes to creep on the wrong motherfucker, and the people that he associates with. A complete snoop and peeping tom. The weirdest brand of creepiness that one without a life can muster. A pasty, yet trendy nerd. One that is unaware of his shortcomings in areas such as masking ascertain strategic features. A sloppy bumbler. Someone that was shitting their diapers while i studied technology.
That guy at the repair store is a complete Crash Tech Dummy.
by BitcoinBill April 24, 2018
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Tech trooper

A young individual who constantly wears a matching nike tech fleece. They often aspire to be roadmen.
Look at that tech trooper sucking on his vape. He must think he's hard.
by Idisliketechtroopers April 21, 2023
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tech school kid

greasy ass mf who sells drugs and will never get anywhere in life. hasn’t taken a shower in couple years and probably never will. like to act very hood. put gay shit on their snap stories for instance: “fuck fake friends nicotine has always been loyal to me 😔😔😭❗️🖤”. love to vape and make the bathrooms at school smell like shit.
kid: yo look at that tech school kid
kid 2: he isn’t going anywhere in life
by crihwaltin77 October 27, 2019
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