new york thing

Something particular to New York State that is asinine in nature, very inconvenient, and benefits no one.

What is this "preparation tax?" Oh, it's a tax for having the guy make your sandwich. It's so the business can pay it's DoDo extinction tax. It's a New York thing.

by Sp100 April 07, 2020

new york metro

The new york metro is a big place.

just remember the three golden rules about travelling:
BE CAREFUL ABOUT PERSONAL BELONINGS
DON'T STARE AT PEOPLE
ALWAYS USE A MAP
hope you have a nice day

guy 1: that woman is staring at me
guy 2: just don't look ba....
crazy woman: OMGROLFZLMAO!!!!!!! WHAT ARE U LOOKING AT MA FACE YOU pervert!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!11
guy 1: lets just get off the train as soon as...
crazy woman: WTF YOU TALKING BOUT MAH FACE????????? YOU WANNA PIECE OF MA FAAAACCCCEEE????????!?!?!?!!?1
guy 2: MMUUOOMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!* GET ME OFF THIS TRAIN!!!!!!
crazy woman: AINT NO MMMUUTTHHHAAA GOT TIME FOR THAT!!!!!!!
guy 1: I love the new york metro but WHERES MY MAP?
guy 2: AND MY iPOD?!

And the moral of the story is stay in school

by eudamme October 23, 2013

had my friend check new york

When you can’t cum so your friend eats your ass

It just wouldn’t cum so I had my friend check New York.

by Breezyred May 10, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

Albunny, New York

Da large east-central-New-York municipality where they have lots of rabbits hoppin' around.

Elmer Fudd would have a field day in Albunny, New York; da only problem would be dat all of da local sporting-goods stores are probably owned by families who have fuzzy-animal-loving kiddos, and so they would probably refuse to sell Elmer ammunition for his infamous blunderbuss.

by QuacksO March 20, 2021

New York Finger Blaster

When you are balls deep and she keeps asking for more so you out your pistol in her ass and bust a couple caps while simultaneously nutting in her.

I hit my girl with a New York Finger Blaster last night. Let's just say she wont ask for more again.

by AsianPickleJuice December 20, 2020

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by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025