myspace site model

14 year old ho that has major issues and needs to find a new, less damaging hobby while in middle school.

a myspace site model is your little sister when she's taking pix in the bathroom and youre knocking and you just see the flashes from under the door. then you wonder "which uncle was it?"

by thegnzo April 2, 2009

Myspace Party

when i sit on myspace for 4 hours while listening to hollywood undead and get drunk from smirnoffs

DuDe I hAvE lYkE nO lYfE sO iM gOiNg To HaVe A mYsPaCE pArTyyyyyy AnD geTsss HeLlZa DrUnK. LOLZZZ OMFG lolz

by xxstupidscenechickxx January 17, 2007

myspace muscles

similar to beer muscles, only instead of gaining courage to trash-talk through alcohol, it is gained through being on MySpace in the comfort of your own home without the fear of any consequences coming from your trash-talking

Girl: "Ya, well you don't even know. I will come up to you and punch you in the face if I ever see you"
Guy whom girl does not know in real life: "/lol @ your myspace muscles"

by Himes January 10, 2008

Myspace

Myspace is a site that is based fully on getting more "friends." The term is called "whoring." It is all a big race to get 543279543279420798 friends more than Tom, the maker of Myspace. To be a "popular" Myspacer, you must be "scene"(a label much like punk,prep,goth,emo, etc.)
This site is very addicting.
I advise you do not start one.

myspace.com/sceneXcore
"lolz I love your hair! It's so myspace scene!

by haha! Lauren! May 6, 2006

myspace

A "place for friends", a social networking site. On the positive site it enables you to chat with like-minded people that you might not meet in everyday life and it also enables you to track down old schoolmates like a stalker! On the negative side the site can get pretty mediocre, with the average profile being of an oh-so-edgy emo chick/dude (it's hard to tell!), and the fact that Tom is a bit creepy plus never helps when hackers send you trojans via your profile! And how come these people live such so-called glamorous lifestyles when they're sat in front of their computers all day! Fantasy world me-thinks.

Hi I'm BrokenValentinexox, I'm 99 years old, welcome to my myspace, comment me or FUCK OFF! My parents are both lawyers but we're tooootally poor. I wish they would leave me and my trisexual lover alone. See, I'm easy to get along with! I HATE shallow people who only go for looks.
Only add me if you're good-looking ok! TEH SEX!

by Kralyaxxx July 17, 2006

myspace

When used in VERB form!

1. (General Usage) Such as 'myspacing'', it basically means wasting time just being on myspace, browsing whatever and taking care of general buisness, such as checking comments, blogging, stalking people, changing your page, etc. etc. etc.

2. Can also be used as a direct synonym for messaging

1. a. Latest Update: 04:12PM PST, Tuesday, September 5th.
The site "should be offline for 2 hours, so if you've got some important myspacing to do, get prepared!"

1. b. Dude! Last night I swear I myspaced for about 3 hours and got absolutely no homework done.

2. OMG! Why weren't you at the party on Friday? I myspaced you like 80 times asking if you were going...

by Super Starri September 16, 2006

myspace

The internet version of peer pressure. Completey pointless profiling website that kids join to be cool and prove their popularity despite the fact that the people in their school with the most fulfilling and enjoyable lives who are invariably cool do not use myspace.

myspace comment exmaple:
Sexygal147: Heya babes y am i not in ur top 10 contacts? It doesnt matter coz i hav 540 more friends than you and I've passed them in school at least once.

by Jonny MW September 8, 2006