Mouse tears

n. lube

Grab ‘ol Trampa some mouse tears for your rat hole.

by Mousetearz December 4, 2018

flush the mouse

screwing something up, originated on The Tony Kornheiser Show podcast by ESPN luminary Tony Kornheiser.

Boy Jim, your report was terrible. Next time you better not flush the mouse or we may have to let you go.

by mennosimons March 21, 2024

Mouse slippage

The reckless or inadvertant use of a computer mouse, often resulting in a digital error.

Often used as a last ditch attempt to externalise blame for a Reverse Earl

I swear I didn't get a Reverse Earl in the Parliamentary NRL Tipping Comp, it was mouse slippage.

by Uncy Bizz May 4, 2025

Disposable Minnie Mouse Pubes

A throw away merkin, sold at Disneyland, and made of two circles of black pubic hair with a red bow in the center.

Greg and Chris wanted some kinky 70s porn star bush action back at the Disneyland Hotel, so Brad’s mom bought Disposable Minnie Mouse Pubes to wear over her freshly waxed minge.

by crjoker May 7, 2022

Mouse pregnancy

The act of going onto a cbuck E cheese and becoming pregnant

Honey i Got a mouse pregnancy Today because i went to chuck e cheese .

by Comic shane May 31, 2018

Noisy mouse

Name of an expression •n•. Often used to relieve other npcs and players.
Used in multiple ways, such as:
Ending a conversation. Pledging for getting banged. Or even present your resignation.

1.
A-"It has been a pleasure"
B-"•n•noisy mouse"

2.
A-"So what did you think about my parents"
B-"I hope your daddy •n• me"

3.
A-"I can't believe you! You just shat across the floor and nuked the whole department!
B-"•n•"

by Jeord February 27, 2023

Mickey Mouse

Trevor Bauer

Trevor Bauer has a Mickey Mouse Cy Young award.

by Heisenberg99.1 May 21, 2021