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oh my morgan freeman 

Morgan Freeman is believed to be God's alias, therefore the exclamation Oh my God (omg) now has a synonym, "Oh my Morgan Freeman" (ommf).
"Oh my Morgan Freeman, did you see what he wrote on her formpsring?!"

or "Oh my Morgan Freeman, that sounded awesome!!!"

Pulling a Morgan 

Having the tendancy to be untrustworthy and thoughtless.
Cant believe that fucktard keeps pulling a Morgan on me!! He missed our apointment five times already, next time I see him I'm so gonna beat the shit out of him!
Pulling a Morgan by Espa March 22, 2011

Captain Morgan Stance

1. The stance a girl may use to help slide a tampon in more easily.

2. The stance Captain Morgan is doing on a bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced Rum.
1. I use the Captain Morgan Stance to insert my tampon. How do you?

2. Man1: Why does that guy have his foot up on the keg? Man2: Hes doing the Captain Morgan Stance. Hes got the captain in him.

joe morgan

see douchebag

Terribly bad baseball commentator on ESPN.
Joe Morgan is a bad baseball commentator
joe morgan by ---- January 30, 2005

Ollie Morgan 

A Living Canadian Dictionary/Encyclopedia
"He knows everything, even the meaning of LIFE!!! His vocabulary is massive!"
"Yeah i know he's an Ollie Morgan"
Ollie Morgan by ItsFlowZ May 21, 2017

jack morgan 

Living Legend... He is known by the chicken nugget master. At times he can pull risky stunts on his bike which helps with the ladies.
Jack Morgan loves chicken Nuggets
jack morgan by Martin_2019 January 9, 2018