Macho Metro

A term coined to explain commonly regarded feminine or metrosexual tendencies, activities and behavior in a completely straight male.

Synonyms include: Eurosexual, and Macho Metrosexual

1.)A man watching a football game while eating a steak and drinking a beer in a room full of car magazines and girly mags is considered "Macho".

A man doing the same thing, with the exception of considering repainting the living room with warmer earth tones to compliment the new drapes he got on sale at Target...That's "Macho Metro".

by Panzerbane July 3, 2010

anti-meteorologist

a person who gets the weather completely wrong every single time.

that weather report was so wrong it was like the guy was an ANTI-METEOROLOGIST.

by jjforce December 21, 2010

Skeeter Meter

A device used to measure the amount of ejaculatory fluids stored in one ones testicals

Just found out I'm ready to spluge after I checked my Skeeter Meter

by McSkeet September 15, 2011

awesomeness meter

An imaginative measurement model used to calculate and provide the numerical value of a person's 'awesomeness' which ranges from two minimum and maximum levels (e.g. 1 - 100)

The higher the value on an awesomeness meter, the more 'awesome' a person is.

by Econometrician October 29, 2013

young metro

If he don't trust you, you'll get shot

If young metro don't trust you imma shoot you

by 8821 August 27, 2016

young metro

If he doesn't trust you, someone's going to shoot you.

Future: "Does Young Metro trust you?"

Drake: "No"

Future: *pops a cap in his ass* "If Young Metro don't trust you I'm gon shoot you"

by aswami August 13, 2016

Young Metro

A kfc worker who got promoted to kfc manager

Did you hear young metro is making bank now?

by Kfcwatermelon August 5, 2016