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Girl Math

When a pair of cute shoes retail at $89 and you find them on sale for $29; you did not save $60, yet this means you have $60 yet to spend!
Cassie: OMG, these are only $29??
Melissa: Nice, what's the retail?
Cassie: $89
Melissa: You have $60 left to spend!
Melissa & Cassie: GIRL MATH!!
by NYIrishEyes February 11, 2010
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nigga math

backwards logic; belief that something will be beneficial when it is actually detrimental
"Charging $25 an eigth is nigga math; you get them on the come-up but lose them on the come-back"
by Ruigi420 October 16, 2008
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Neverending math Equation

n.
1. The meaning of life and existance.
2. The method by which the Universe functions.
3. A Math equation that never even ever really even is
ending.
the neverending math equation is an equation
". . . that never even ever really even is ending
Infinity spirals out creation
We're on the tip of its tongue, and it is saying
We aint sure where you stand
You aint machines and you aint land
And the plants and the animals, they are land
And the plants and the animals eat each other"
by obie March 27, 2006
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Blocked Cool Math Games

Depression for all kids.
"My dude have you heard that cool math games is blocked"

"No way they Blocked Cool Math Games!?!?!?"
by Your Real Name 007 March 15, 2019
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Hollywood math

Plucking dollar amounts from your ass to justify initiating or killing a project.
We've done the Hollywood math: We'll make $20m by having Tom Cruise play the spy, $20k every time he says "Let's get out of here", $100k for each exploding abandoned warehouse, $5m for the car chase and $10k every time we show a red digital clock counting down to an explosion. And boobies, we need something with $300k rack. Twice.
by ragnar hairy breeches December 17, 2008
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Sleep Math

--The method of calculating on your fingers the possible number of hours you can sleep after being up later than you wanted.--

Sleep Math is usually only done when you know you have to get up early, wished you could just sleep in, and are stressing because you're afraid you might not get enough sleep.

With a normal, not exhausted brain, you could probably do this math in your head. However, since you are tired you have to go back to how you did math as a child, counting on fingers.
(Couple intended to go to bed 'early' this particular night, and instead, stayed up way late talking & watching old episodes of The Sopranos.)

After finally brushing teeth and getting ready for bed, girl notices guy using his fingers to count something, like this 30+ man is all of sudden a 5 year old--

Girl to Guy--"You must be doing Sleep Math"
by M circled and M3 May 21, 2011
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Crystal Math

When someone smokes crystal meth and then does their math homework.
When the teacher asked little Timmy how he got his homework done so fast, Timmy replied,

"I went home and did some crystal math."
by PepPep98 May 6, 2011
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