maria (pronounced maa-ria) is a person who you specially or your entire class hates because of the way she acts. Sometimes she will act like a stuck up bitch then when you really get to know her she will be emotionally and verbally abusive by calling you names and commenting about your insecurities. She is a pain in the ass and everyone else in your class will think the same unless it is her "friendship group" but little does she know that her so called "friends" actually hate her and only stay with her because they know they will be by themselves cos the entire class hates her
oh my god did you hear that maria snaked on Parvati because she posted a video with her not even in it and then maria blamed it on Quinn.
by sparklebitchshinexx June 10, 2022

Maria Solano is the hottest person in any group mannnn she’s so hot super charismatic and sweet but really sometimes she looks like she’s gonna kill you
by Juan ;) November 24, 2021

Maria is person that is bad at biology, making jokes, and biology jokes. She also most likely has Zachary disease.
She is such a Maria
by Official Definitionzzzzzz April 4, 2025

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet, straight up. She is kind, and usually really sensitive. Don't break her heart, or, trust me, she will come after you. Other than that, she's beautiful, sweet, funny, unique, and so much more! She is usually hanging out with friends, but still has amazing grades and knowledge. She can be a bit fucked up sometimes, but trust me, that bothers no one at all. Keep her close, or stay away. She can start a friendship and then break it the very next day.
by purple_rat March 11, 2022

by s.massimo April 12, 2020

An innocent loving girl, she will always love you and finds a hard time holding a grudge but she wants the best for everyone, she is incredibly funny and loves making others smile. You will often find her eating in class and bringing your energy up. You are extremely lucky if you have a Maria in your life
by eugene :)) November 18, 2020
