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smog on my log

when your friend takes a bong rip and then gives you that nasty shnasty zucker-suck 9000 ushy gushy with the water works while blowing that sweet sweet smog out around the shaft of your mighty meat.
"dude did you see john last night? he was totally smogging on sammy's log"

ex.2: "would you like to smog on my log."
by Xagrono povicidus December 8, 2022
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Logging on my landing

Why are you logging on my landing? Go drop a deuce at your house.
by Dr. Sir Ka October 16, 2019
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Presidential Pepper Log

When a man covers his penis in peanut butter (Jimmy Carter, our 39th President, was a peanut farmer)and sticks it into an anthill (preferably fire ants) adhering the ants to the peanut butter. Intercourse may follow.
Lucille asked Tobias if he’d fancy giving her the old Presidential Pepper Log following supper.
by Neutered Chimp February 9, 2021
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Night-Time Log

I didn’t have morning wood this time, I had the night-time log.”
by P3MN15 May 6, 2021
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Shit log stalker

A nosey person that stalks people always seen staring at people or always getting in other people business typically a nosey neighbour.
Are neighbour Jim is always so nosey he is such a “shit log stalker
by shovel breaker January 15, 2022
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Skol Fn Log

The massive greasy log of shit that comes out of you after you chew tobacco, specifically Skoal.
Dude, I took a massive dip of skoal the other day and within minutes dropped the dirtiest skol fN log that clogged my toilet.
by Dip Dinger April 14, 2022
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Jasmin+LOg=emo

A emo girl who wants to kill herself.
She prides herself in riding Gage
Ugh it is Jasmin+Log=emo
by Keyple March 16, 2022
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