Linger

Short for malinger, someone who fakes an injury, prolongs an injury or injures themselves to avoid work - mostly used with armed forces

PTE Jones hasn't worked in months, all he did was jar his finger

Yeah he's a fucking linger

by Shshehbrkdhwma December 28, 2019

Lingua

1. N
The Latin word for language.

2. ADJ
Roman Catholic practices that are extremely traditional/pre-Vatican II.

1: Lingua Latina pulchra est.

2a: That fiddleback chasuable is Lingua!

2b: Maniples are very Lingua.

2c: Jesuit tie-dye vestments are not Lingua.

by DefinitelynotaJesuit January 26, 2020

lingodark

The confusing place many of us end up visiting several times a day, or the feeling that we get...when and where people say things that are meaningless to us. Our language changes on a dime these days, and being lingodark is the result.

"I gave my roommate props for cleaning the cat, and he said ,"Totes!". Right then, I felt lingodark.

by ElCommissioner March 14, 2020

Lingerer

Somebody who won't take a hint and stays longer than wanted.

If Chris wasn't such a lingerer he would just go back to the city already.

by Thedogcourage March 24, 2020

lingdingdongdash

*lingdingdongdash*
VERB
Meaning- a small ling has had enough of the males ding dong and has to dash by blocking and exiting all social media accounts and anything else that can give them any kind of access to you.

Friend 1: 'Oh man did you hear about ims and the lingdingdongdash'

Friend 2: yeah i heard she had to make all new social media because this one guy hacked her accounts and started sending dick pics to her friend michael and now her friend michael is pissed because he doesnt like small dicks.

by Shmimigen April 7, 2020

Lingomingoed

The past tense of lingomingo.

Why do you have to do this! If you lingomingoed, then you need some advice for NOT GOING TO RANDOM STRANGERS.

by WordCreatorNerd9000 May 22, 2020

LingLing

The complete OPPOSITE of annoying and the best girlfriend in the whole world. You’d be blessed to ever even MEET a lingling in your like let alone get close to them. They are the most supportive and perfect people ever ( loophole ).

Person 1 : omg she’s so perfect and she makes me feel so important!
Person 2 : yup that’s LingLing for ya

by abcefuckoff May 23, 2020