OMG I have these vegans coming over to watch the movie, I guess I'll have to whip up some lesbian doritos so they can have a snack.
by Jaybirdinaustin November 15, 2011
Get the Lesbian Doritosmug. a lesbian who has never done anything with a man (gold star), plus they were born by artificial insemination, so at the time that sperm met egg, there was no penis present.
Girl 1 - I hate those girls who have made out with guys before but say that they're lesbians... I'm a real lesbian, I've only been with girls.
Girl 2 - Yep, you're a gold star lesbian!
Girl 3 - Actually, I'm a platinum lesbian... there was no dick at conception.
Girl 2 - Yep, you're a gold star lesbian!
Girl 3 - Actually, I'm a platinum lesbian... there was no dick at conception.
by labzoo December 6, 2015
Get the platinum lesbianmug. by Reginald Roundtree July 4, 2006
Get the lesbian seagullmug. I was at my girlfriends house and I suddenly got really horny and I took my shorts and Thong off and I spread my legs apart but she says she wants to get fucked so she slowly takes her thong off and I put the strap on and she tells me go ahead so I spread her legs apart and I see her beautiful Pussy and I began to put it in and she moans”YESSSS DADDY MAKE ME CUM”and I just keep putting it in and out and she finally orgasms and I take it out licking her pussy clean then I start sucking her clit while she just keeps moaning”MHM JUST LIKE THAT DADDY”and then her parents come home and we had no clue they open her door and they see me sucking her clit and she kept telling me to keep going so I let her ride it and she looked so sexy her parents were still very shocked and her mom and dad just kept looking maybe it’s because I kept making their daughter orgasm😩
by I’mamystery109 August 7, 2021
Get the Lesbian sexmug. A stereotypical lesbian has that "cool" factor, which Ellen has helped elevate. They wear flannel, beanies, snapback caps, baseball tees, folksy prints and Polar fleece. The Common footwear they wear is Birkenstocks, Airwalks, chucks, or Doc Martens. They wear no Make-up or Bras. Some pants they wear are jeans, cords, jean shorts or walking shorts. lesbian usually plays softball and could be very sporty. They all own cats. Short hair is another trait if a lesbian. Are Vegetarians/vegans.
by Jeffrey Houston October 23, 2016
Get the Stereotypical lesbianmug. A lesbian or bisexual that does not participate in anything but oral sex. No objects or body parts are inserted into or around the vagina. Only females engage in this activities, males are not invited.
by RCgangsta February 24, 2010
Get the Mouth Lesbianmug. There are only 2 lesbian moles in existence. They can't stay above ground for long periods of time, but when they do they look like normal human girls fond of the same sex.
When they need to go underground, they use their claws (fingernails) to rip the ground open and disappear. Once below ground they can only come to see the earth's surface while underneath special cardboard box pods will small slits in them to see through. Then they have to wait there for a while before re-exposing themselves to sunlight.
Lots of fun at parties and nightclubs. Keep the moles alive and feed them girls!!!
When they need to go underground, they use their claws (fingernails) to rip the ground open and disappear. Once below ground they can only come to see the earth's surface while underneath special cardboard box pods will small slits in them to see through. Then they have to wait there for a while before re-exposing themselves to sunlight.
Lots of fun at parties and nightclubs. Keep the moles alive and feed them girls!!!
by Can't Touch This 87 April 1, 2010
Get the Lesbian Molemug.