1.Heller's Law states that anything said or done by anyone at any time can reasonably be responded to with a jerkoff motion.
2. Responding with the phrase "Heller's Law" signifies disinterest or disgust in the preceding comment as a verbal placeholder for a jerkoff motion.
2. Responding with the phrase "Heller's Law" signifies disinterest or disgust in the preceding comment as a verbal placeholder for a jerkoff motion.
by FruityShtetls September 1, 2013
Get the Heller's Lawmug. A term which originated on the World of Warcraft forums, stating that "As a technical forum discussion grows longer, the probability of someone making the post: "Get a mac/linux. Problem solved" approaches one."
by pbjtime June 8, 2009
Get the Fanboy's Lawmug. It's impossible to distinguish between a troll and a real neocon wingnut because no matter how stupid the troll's posts, we've all seen something equally as stupid from an actual neoconservative.
by laika February 14, 2007
Get the Brillig's Lawmug. A joyless idiot, usually in their teens, on the Internet who likes to assert their stupid, controversial opinions in a toughguy style. When you check their profile you see that they are a shameless hentai addict.
The Bidoof's Law is quickly triggering every single dudebro on Twitter.
His blog is riddled with hentai of girls with dicks and trans slurs. I guess Bidoof's Law strikes again!
His blog is riddled with hentai of girls with dicks and trans slurs. I guess Bidoof's Law strikes again!
by b-ba September 21, 2019
Get the Bidoof's Lawmug. If your friends ex comes on to you or you find her attractive then you have to have your friends consent to have any relations with before said female, BUT, talking to her is perfectly fine.
MAn LaW: exlp #1
Joe: hey man, amber is coming on to me.
Matt: idc, hit that shit!
Joe: Hell yea!
MAn LaW: exlp #2
Jesy: dude i think yo ex katey is hot.
Tone: cool i dont, go for it.
Jesy: dont gotta tell me twice.
Joe: hey man, amber is coming on to me.
Matt: idc, hit that shit!
Joe: Hell yea!
MAn LaW: exlp #2
Jesy: dude i think yo ex katey is hot.
Tone: cool i dont, go for it.
Jesy: dont gotta tell me twice.
by JoEho! August 10, 2009
Get the man lawmug. Describes the relationship between prostituted women in the same stable (e.g., controlled by the same pimp); a "stable sister."
"She wanted nothing more than to leave her pimp, but after witnessing his murder attempt on her wife in law, who had earlier attempted to escape from the stable, she was too afraid."
by Victoria Marinelli February 8, 2007
Get the wife in lawmug. The Steve law refers to the by-laws implemented upon commencing a relationship with the opposite or same sex. The law states:
Section 1.1:
Being a dick to a partner actually makes them want you that much more.
Section 1.2:
Ignoring a partner will result in them calling/communicating more often for fear of loss.
**Caution: Implementation of the aforementioned articles can lead to loss of the partner if abused or used to frequently. For example, you want to ignore the partner just enough so they think you're busy and cool, but not too much to make them think you're uninterested.
Section 1.1:
Being a dick to a partner actually makes them want you that much more.
Section 1.2:
Ignoring a partner will result in them calling/communicating more often for fear of loss.
**Caution: Implementation of the aforementioned articles can lead to loss of the partner if abused or used to frequently. For example, you want to ignore the partner just enough so they think you're busy and cool, but not too much to make them think you're uninterested.
Steve: Hey I'm Steve!
Random Girl: Hey, maybe you should call me tonight?
*Use of the Steve Law*
Steve: naw, I'm busy, but next week I can.
Melissa: Omg girlfriends! Lemme tell you about this guy, Steve, he's soooo cool but I havn't talked to him in like forever!
Victoria: shut the front door! Go call him girl! You don't want that piece of meat getting away!
Random Girl: Hey, maybe you should call me tonight?
*Use of the Steve Law*
Steve: naw, I'm busy, but next week I can.
Melissa: Omg girlfriends! Lemme tell you about this guy, Steve, he's soooo cool but I havn't talked to him in like forever!
Victoria: shut the front door! Go call him girl! You don't want that piece of meat getting away!
by Maverick03 March 9, 2009
Get the Steve Lawmug.