1.Heller's Law states that anything said or done by anyone at any time can reasonably be responded to with a jerkoff motion.

2. Responding with the phrase "Heller's Law" signifies disinterest or disgust in the preceding comment as a verbal placeholder for a jerkoff motion.
Did you hear they are opening a new brewery on Oak? *respond with jerkoff motion* OR "Heller's Law"
by FruityShtetls September 1, 2013
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