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Lunch Whore

Someone who will go with you to lunch, looks at the check and comments on how expensive the restaurant is, but does not offer to pay the bill.

The Lunch Whore has never heard of going Dutch, but knows the words for "Free Lunch" in seventy-seven languages. The Lunch Whore also steals your wine when you are not looking.

The Lunch Whore is related to the Dinner Whore. In fact, many Lunch Whore's are also Dinner Whores, and a perfect day for them is two free meals. They don't get up early enough to glom breakfast.
Melissa is a Lunch Whore. On Tuesday she goes out to lunch with a guy, eats drinks, but doesn't pay.

She then goes out with the same guy for a free dinner, doesn't even think of paying and then makes out with another guy at the bar.

For Melissa, a Lunch and Dinner Whore, it's been a perfect day.
by Otis the Great October 22, 2009
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Lunch Ball

A guy who is a loser and conistenly lays on the couch all day smoking pot and watching tv while his lady works. He is not physically or verbally abusive. He just never does his fair share and does not contribute to the finances or housework and expects his partner to do it all.
That lunch ball was asleep with an empty pizza box in front of the tv when she came though the door and he yawned and ask if she had picked up any dinner on her way home from work.
by savoir October 7, 2020
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Wrinkle Her Lunch

Abbreviation for the term ("I ate her lunch and wrinkled her school clothes"), which refers to the practice of delivering cutalingus and acidently ejaculating on her ensamble.
Alex hold my drink real quick, I'm going to over to caddy's. Why? Alex, I am going to wrinkle her lunch.
by Jungle Junky June 6, 2010
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cold lunch

To be deepthroated so hard you regurgitate on your partners penis and continue sucking.
I gave Betty a Cold Lunch when I stuck my manhood deep down her gullet.
by tina h. macy April 5, 2008
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lunchin'

Derives its meaning from "out to lunch", i.e. not with it, not really there.
You wanna fly to the moon? Man, you lunchin'!
by Scott Moore January 20, 2004
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penix launcher

A good play to run in Deathball if you and a m8 are close to eachother and there are no defenders around. Ball carrier throws the ball high off the back wall and then gets boosted to it. He then proceeds to shoot at the goal.
by Fooman January 31, 2005
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lunch cutter

"ryan you pom , you invited my girlfriend up to your place to watch movies with you, your meant to be my mate, YOU LUNCH CUTTER"
by Daniel Shand July 28, 2007
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