knob sack

A massive set of bollocks used as an insult in British culture

A massive set of bollocks on you lad

Guy-1 hey did you see what Matt has
Guy-2 no I haven’t what is it
Guy-1 he’s got a massive knob sack

by Haydon 08 August 13, 2023

knob knuckle

A knob knuckle is the term used for accidentally grabbing a testicle during the act of male masturbation, then yanking it swiftly up into the centre of an erect penis, giving a knee cap, or knuckle type appearance in the centre of the shaft.

- To knob knuckle someone is to cause them pain through some form of passive aggressive behaviour, often resulting in some subtle yet severe psychological trauma.

- To be a knob knuckle is to perform activities in a careless fashion, not paying full attention to the task in hand.

Aaargh, you've given me a knob knuckle you clumsy...
Get on with it, you great knob knuckle.

by P0rn P!g September 19, 2019

Fascist Cock Knob

A police officer, or other person who attempts to exert their “perceived authority” on law-abiding citizens.

I’m exercising my First Amendment rights, you fascist cock knob, so take your badge and your gun, get back into your car and kick rocks.

by Grumpy Buddha June 4, 2023

knob goalie

Interference by a third party when your attempting to get laid.

It was hitting in this chick when her "knob goalie" friend showed up.

by drilldoe November 30, 2013

Backing Knob

A sexually explicit dance move popular among British homosexuals. Similar to grinding but British and gay.

I was out late in the pub last night backing knob.

by Knob backer June 15, 2025

Knob Blobbin

In reference to the appearance of the "blobfish," any person, usually overweight, completely lubes up their body and places a dildo in place of their nose. This act is typically for fun.

"Woah, look at Felix, he's Knob Blobbin right now!"

"Sam, why do you have 700 gallons of lube?"
"Cause I'm Knob Blobbin myself for hours after you leave."

"Look at me ma,' I'm Knob Blobbin with no hands!"

by Tungsten Pimp October 1, 2022

Knob hung

The female variant of pussy whipped.

Ever since she took up with Tim, she doesnt go out at all. She is so knob hung

by Sergeant Shank December 2, 2018