dirty knob

A control stick for a video game console that has been coveted in Flamin' Hot Cheetos residue. Normally handed directly to an unsuspecting individual by a friend who has recently consumed Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

God dammit Dominic!! You've created a dirty knob! How am I supposed to play metal gear solid now??

by herbertdroo October 12, 2022

dirty knob

Any fan or enthusiast of films or television shows featuring American actor Rob Schneider

I can't believe Dominic is a dirty knob. Doesn't he know Rob Schneider hires the migrant workers at Lowes to choke him while he pleasures himself?

by herbertdroo October 12, 2022

knobbed in the butty

fucked in the ass, both physically and metaphorically.

" she wanted to be knobbed in the butty" so I did
"He crashed into my car and drove off, totally knobbed in the butty"

by csmc October 07, 2015

knob of doom

my homeboys penis, they are usually found on bears made of sugar, found on a sugarbear

hey man u gonna poke her with your knob of doom

by kneehigh December 04, 2010

dry knob

A dry knob is where a man is unsuccessful in getting pussy over along period of time!

toby: oi scott i havent had any pussy lately!
scott: gutted bruv you have dry knob !

by nebrot October 08, 2015

Noodle Knob

a person who put themselves out there sexually.

That girl is such a noodle knob

by xxgurlxx June 06, 2015

Noodle Knob

Term for when a man is unable to get an erection during sex, rendering him unable to penetrate, just like a floppy noodle. Knob is a slang term for penis in the United Kingdom.

After a long night of drinking, his girlfriend was left wanting when all he could offer was a noodle knob.

by n00d1e May 04, 2025