kentucky reach around

When your boss fucks you but is courteous enough to pay you time and a half.

My boss gave me the old Kentucky reach around last night.

by The Last Canadian Hero September 13, 2017

Kentucky cum dumpster

It’s where u fuck her until your bout to cum then take a shit in a rag and cum in it then u beat the fuck out of her with the rag then while your beating it ride a horse while she’s sucking

your dick

I love to do the Kentucky cum dumpster

by Kentucky balls September 8, 2020

kentucky log splinter

When you are giving someone a rim job and you put so much pressure on their butt that the defecate in the others mouth.

the night was amazing until she gave me a Kentucky Log Splinter

by Quarters December 19, 2016

Kentucky Stuffed Mushroom

When you dip the tip of your dick in shit on a color palette and mushroom stamp your significant other.

Andy gave me a Kentucky Stuffed Mushroom during foreplay lastnight. Unfortunately he used my color palette.

by The Bearsaurus January 13, 2017

Kentucky Double Barrel

when one male is peeing into a urinal or toilet and another guy pees into the same toilet in between the other guy's legs

Bruh, there's only one toilet and both of us can't hold it. We gotta Kentucky Double Barrel this mofo.

by Dr. D the man October 1, 2016

Kentucky Fried Abortion

The process of replacing an unwanted fetus with a fresh out of the frier, greasy ass, tender chicken. By shoving it a mile up that bitches pussy.

Danm Daniel, u legitimately Kentucky Fried Abortioned her ass, ur a savage.

by BmxPapi December 28, 2020

kentucky fire crotch

'KFC' a kentucky fire crotch, aka getting an std/sti in south

-"oh shit bro i think i got that KFC"
"what do you mean bro?"
" you know, kentucky fire crotch"

by borderlined September 10, 2020