john braun

one of the most hottest mfs to ever walk in an enclosed area

oh look its john braun

by anonymous January 27, 2022

earl john

-currently dating phoenix freya
-an introverted person

-has cats
-has an attractive voice and is handsome af

: have you seen earl john last week?
: yeah he looks so cute!

by freya nix June 7, 2021

Felip John

The sexiest main dancer of Esbinayntin. And a handsome and hot father of Kuro-chan. Amo of taga-manokan and known for his famous line " The covid will not get me today". And a sucessful CEO of his own clothing line in the near future.

Felip John is my inspiration to become a CEO of a clothing line.

by Sakurafleint June 7, 2021

John Craven

The act of drinking 3 pints of beer (lager, bitter, stout etc) without going to the toilet until the 3rd pint is finished. (1 UK pint = 568.2ml).

In the pub, sink 3rd full pint, desperate for a piss, stand up to go and announce "I've just done a John Craven".
Keep it under your hat until complete - your drinking companions will be green with envy.

No idea where this definition comes from, but John Craven was a popular children's television news presenter on the BBC in the UK 1972-1989.

by Scott Hatton September 5, 2008

Pull a John

To Leave Randomly. This makes the people you were with previously wonder where the hell you dissapeared to.

Adrian : "I just saw the funniest thing today..."
*John Leaves*
Adrian : "And then I couldn't stop laughing"
Omar : "Where the hell is John?"

To Pull A John

by ItsCristian June 11, 2008

john hein

Member of the howard stern show and founder of jumptheshark.com.

Part of john hein theme song

He's a rich nerd, because of t.v guide jon hein's now a freekin millionaire, he sold jumptheshark and you know what's funny, the great big dork now have fuck you money.

by Fla.Fla.Flo.Fly October 27, 2007

john smith

An English name... contains two clichés.

guy #1: I'm John Smith.
guy #2: Can't your mom think of a better name than that?

by -\_/- December 28, 2005