John McGowan

A guy who's probably gay and stuff. I bet he likes swiss cheese and octopods

That John McGowan guy is probably gay and stuff. Bet he likes Octopods.

by UWasAtTheClub March 29, 2019

John Abraham

One of the hunkiest and most athletic Indian Bollywood Actors of all time. When he takes off his shirt every man feels insecure about their body

Woman: Did you go to the gym
Man: Yea I’m trying to get my John Abraham on

by Hindustani9999 October 8, 2019

Felicity Johns

Young and youthful a great friend and alway has a shoulder to lean on when you need it. She gives the best cuddles and is always fun to be around

Felicity Johns is the best friend.

by Oldchick April 14, 2020

John Craven

The act of drinking 3 pints of beer (lager, bitter, stout etc) without going to the toilet until the 3rd pint is finished. (1 UK pint = 568.2ml).

In the pub, sink 3rd full pint, desperate for a piss, stand up to go and announce "I've just done a John Craven".
Keep it under your hat until complete - your drinking companions will be green with envy.

No idea where this definition comes from, but John Craven was a popular children's television news presenter on the BBC in the UK 1972-1989.

by Scott Hatton September 5, 2008

Pull a John

To Leave Randomly. This makes the people you were with previously wonder where the hell you dissapeared to.

Adrian : "I just saw the funniest thing today..."
*John Leaves*
Adrian : "And then I couldn't stop laughing"
Omar : "Where the hell is John?"

To Pull A John

by ItsCristian June 11, 2008

john hein

Member of the howard stern show and founder of jumptheshark.com.

Part of john hein theme song

He's a rich nerd, because of t.v guide jon hein's now a freekin millionaire, he sold jumptheshark and you know what's funny, the great big dork now have fuck you money.

by Fla.Fla.Flo.Fly October 27, 2007

john smith

An English name... contains two clichés.

guy #1: I'm John Smith.
guy #2: Can't your mom think of a better name than that?

by -\_/- December 28, 2005