creamed jeans

The act of ejaculating to early when seeing a hot female.

Chick: Hi
Dude: I've got to go!

Other Dude: I think that guy just creamed jeans!

by Mclovin42069 March 19, 2017

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Jeans creamer

When a person is so attractive the very site of them makes you ejaculate instantly.

I just saw a celebrity in person. They were hotter in person than on TV , a total jeans creamer!

by Chadwick74 September 5, 2017

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Nacho Jeans

When nacho cheese from taco bell drips on your jeans.

Oh crap, dude, nacho jeans.

by metz14 October 3, 2017

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Jean is a amazing guy, he may have many secrets, but he will tell you them soon, he is a loyal and romantic guy who will love you forever, if you get the chance to be with him you may take it. Jean knows how to fight like a martial arts guy, he knows how to knock someone out! Hes an amazing, funny, nice guy!

Jean is my fuckin brother

by FutureLight October 14, 2017

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jean edouard

A jean Edouard is a rich young parisian who live in 16th district. They usually wear a long scarf and a leather coat. U really want to hit them in the face when u see them in the metro.

Oh, look at this Jean Edouard ! I really want to punch him !

by SuchAbougnoule May 19, 2017

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Jean Claude

A person with greasy hair and a VJJ-infection.
Jean Claude's love small horses and sheeps.
A Jean Claude always walks like a geriatric person and loves to tickle morrocan people and steal pencels.

Oh look that person is frying fries in her hair, it must be a Jean Claude!

by horsedickloverxoxo June 4, 2017

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