Jade is the name of a girl who is extremely overweight. This girl smells like rotten fish mixed with 8 week old eggs. She is considered pip under all circumstances.
by DefinitelyNotShenan September 24, 2020
Get the Jademug. 
Guy 1: “Woah look! Jade as hell!”
Guy 2: “Totally!”
Girl 1: “What’s Jade?”
Girl 2: “It’s someone beautiful. Like that hot girl over there.”
Guy 2: “Totally!”
Girl 1: “What’s Jade?”
Girl 2: “It’s someone beautiful. Like that hot girl over there.”
by Xbzbxnjx June 11, 2021
Get the Jademug. the missing piece to your puzzle. The comforting reminder that not everyone in this generation sucks. She will love you unconditionally and she will love you even on days you don’t love your self. An astonishing result of gods handy work. If you know her you’re lucky. She is a prime example that . The baddest bitches have been dealt a shitty hand but continues to play her cards like a fuckin boss. Girls wanna be her and guys wanna wife her 🫶🏼💕
by Chass999 March 5, 2023
Get the Jademug. An absolute psycho but once you get to know her she is a pretty fun girl that all the guys would love to get to know
by Stranger007 December 27, 2021
Get the Jademug. Being emotionally numb and/or empty due to a collection of bad experiences, especially in the dating scene. Jaded people often won’t show any reaction/interest when others flirt with them.
Person 1: You know that girl was flirting with you, right?
Person 2: I really couldn’t care. She’ll probably hurt me like the rest of them did.
Person 1: Damn, you’re really jaded then
Person 2: I really couldn’t care. She’ll probably hurt me like the rest of them did.
Person 1: Damn, you’re really jaded then
by FrootyTootyBootyHole February 10, 2021
Get the Jadedmug. by realluy May 4, 2023
Get the bugging like jade dugganmug.