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Italian tuneup

Driving a vehicle (particularly the engine) hard for a few minutes, getting everything fully warmed up and loaded, for the purpose of improving its state of running. Has some theoretical and empirical validity to it (in certain cases, it does actually work), but it can also be an incompetent hackjob substitute for actual mechanical skills and effort (in these cases, it usually makes things worse).
An Italian tuneup is the machinery getting exercise.

That shadetree shop down the road was supposed to fix my engine, but all they did was go for an Italian tuneup, only to stuff it into a tree.
by Guava888 May 3, 2011
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The Italian Ice

The act of ejaculating into a vagina which then proceeds to oral sex on said vagina.
Honey, I don't see the italian ice anywhere on this menu.
by jclilly October 30, 2008
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zamira/italia

it is a close net family with an italian heritage. powerful influences a well conected with powerful people. san jose ca.
zamira papa joe zamira/italia 2010 donna jimmy frankie barry and joey
by bubbaluke May 2, 2010
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italian

Italians used to consider them selves white, but since the year 2000 they deny being white and call them selves Italian as italy has its own race. A lot of Italian wiggers used the excuse they are not Caucasian or white, making them selfs look retarded.
Wigger:Im not white

guy: Your not black, hispanic, native american ,asain indian etc.
Wigger: I know im Italian
guy: you do know Italian is a ethnicity with in the white/Caucasian race dont you?
Wigger:Im not white im Italian
guy:You are a confuesed
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Italian Goodbye

When you leave a room or situation in a very loud and in your face type of way i.e. swearing, taking a bowel movement on the floor, keying a car, throwing up middle fingers, calling people names etc etc
Elio just keyed my car on the way out of the party - what an Italian Goodbye.
by penandpaperpencil March 2, 2015
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Italian Sara

A sexual move where a girl has a pizza on her face while you are having sex with her...then you take the pizza of her face and make her eat it off your dick
We ordered Papa Johns, so I decided to give her an Italian Sara.
by G & Dean July 6, 2006
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italics

a font style where the writing is slanted to the right; frequently used when responding with extra emotion.
He called me "kiddo," so I texted him back in italics and threatened his collection of basketball jerseys.
by Tyrified August 14, 2009
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