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gravy thief

A woman whose ultimate goal is to get pregnant without having to go to a fertility clinic. Specifically, the "thief" tricks the victim by convincing the man that she wants to have sex with him. Afterwards, she will attempt to recover the man's "gravy" from a used condom by sucking it into a syringe and injecting it directly into her vagina. She may or may not pursue her victim for child support if she's successful.
Poor Bob fell victim to a gravy thief. Now he has to pay child support for a kid that's being raised by a lesbian couple, that fight his requests for joint custody.
by bruuuh March 12, 2015
mugGet the gravy thiefmug.

baby gravy

1. a synonym for baby sauce commonly used when joking that something looks similar to semen

2 a curse used in place of "Good God!"

3 semen, jizz cum, ect.
person: -trips- "SWEET BABY GRAVY!"

person: "I thought that icing looked like baby gravy for a second!"
by bubbelpop2 July 30, 2016
mugGet the baby gravymug.

Alaskan Gravy Fountain

A disturbing sexual act in which one or more partners consumes copious amounts of Taco Bell or Del Taco. After a few minutes have passed, the consumers will do a handstand and proceed to have violent diarrhea, shooting it at an arc into the air and onto the face of another participant, much like a fountain. The messier, the better.
Danny got a serious case of pink eye after He, Jimmy and Allison tried the Alaskan Gravy Fountain.
by CDRTickledick August 11, 2020
mugGet the Alaskan Gravy Fountainmug.

house gravy

Reinvesting shitcoin profits back into itself
I just got bought $200 which was about initial investment. Kept the house gravy. If it goes I’m in, if it sinks I’ll buy more and be exactly where I was before I sold
by @mikefromlongbeach July 8, 2020
mugGet the house gravymug.

meat gravy

When a woman's labia gets slammed in a door. Then said labia excretes meat gravy.
"Dude my grandmother pissed me off so bad, I gave her the meat gravy. Fuck!
by Crey November 14, 2013
mugGet the meat gravymug.

Baby-gravy

Cum, jizz, spunk, ejaculate, baby-gravy, semen, sperm, wet-regret, cock-slime, swimmers, pussy-paste, ball-groule, nut, bollock-smoothie, forbidden milkshake
Covered the whores money-maker in baby-gravy”

“Haha looks like my baby-gravy after my bollocks got trodden on”
by Aj the spunker May 29, 2023
mugGet the Baby-gravymug.

Gravy

Tom"where's jerry at"
John"we just finished gravy"
Tom"thanks fir the invite
by Big daddy jerm June 27, 2016
mugGet the Gravymug.

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