i^2

A mathematical representation of the expression "keeping it real."

Background Information: In mathematics, i is the square root of negative one, so i squared is equal to negative one. Negative one is a real number, and i is an imaginary unit; therefore, squaring i is a representation of the expression "keeping it real."

i^2=-1 --> Keeping it real
-1^(1/2)=i --> Being fake

by butcheralp September 14, 2011

i joke

instead of saying 'only joking', you say 'i joke'

'you so dumb, i joke!'

by Pollage February 28, 2008

I-rey

Alright, on good terms (Rastafarian)

Everyting be I-rey mon...(Everything is alright)

by Maty Bublz November 23, 2006

I Ran

1: A hit song by 80s new wave rockers A Flock of Seagulls 2: What Urban Dictionary employees do when they see a hot chick.

I am so queer that I Ran when the attractive female wanted to have sex with me said the gay man that works for urban dictionary. He also said that he is one of many gay men that work for urban dictionary. He said you have to be a fag or a girl to work for urban dictionary.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

i>u

Mathematical formula, which proves that a person's sole purpose is to justify his own egotism.

I>U

I is greater than U

L33t_h0x4ar: I>U
ch00b: OMG N00B AAH U LIE
L33t_h0x4ar has left the conversation
Ch00b: rofl xO pwned

by waffle December 02, 2003

and if i am?

said by the sexciest man alive

example:

"are you jeon jungkook"
"and if i am?"

by aestaethiccs November 24, 2020

I-69

When you're riding in the car with your partner and they fully reclines the seat, then you lay on the chair with you legs facing the headrest, and slide your head underneath her. The rest is self explanatory

Just I-69'd my girl on the way back from Coachella.

by FLShlong May 15, 2021