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hipster autism

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The failure of one to give a fuck while wearing a paisley skirt.
Jill: Sarah wore her tapestry without understanding the Widespread Panic song.

Nicki: Oh man, hipster autism sucks.
by Nicki&jill November 27, 2013
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hipster yuppie

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Stuoid Teen, "scene kids" leaning towards the emo and urban wanna be catagory. Whinny kids who think they are better than the rest of the entire fucking world. Can usually be recognised if they cut their own hair and dye it black or bleach it. People who think they are so hippie and urban, but they get their styles from department stores at the mall and pay LOTS of money to buy things that look like they got at good will, or a thrift store.
Austin may be the coolest city on the planet, but it seems to attract quite a bit of hipster yuppies, well i guess so does texas in general. Yuppies are fucking gay faggs.
by Simone672 September 19, 2006
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Hipster Vampire

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Burning in the sunlight was too mainstream, so they started sparkling instead. Twilight holds many vampire hipster examples.
"Burning in the sunlight is too mainstream," Edward Cullen, the hipster vampire, spoke coolly.
by Paigie Pie June 16, 2014
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hipster bashing

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When a known hipster, lacks self-awareness and makes fun of another person for being too hipster
John (a bearded, skinny jean/plaid wearing hipster walking into Whole Foods) says to Sarah, "Dude! Really? Look at that guy over there on a single speed bike carrying a case of coconut water and PBR in a vegan messenger bag!"

Sarah: "John! You are totally hipster bashing that guy!"
by hipsterme March 6, 2016
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hipster dufus

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An extremely clumsy individual with a horse face, ridiculous high hair and tendancy to come up with alot of ridiculous ideas and schemes.
Hey Jerry, that Kramer is a real Hipster Dufus
by Pratab March 30, 2008
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Hipster Fuckboy

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A gentleman that is a fuckboy
That hipster fuckboy over there opened the door for me then said I got a nice ass.
by fuckwithmeidareyou August 6, 2015
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Hipster jugallo

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A jugallo that doesn't follow the hipster trend, because it's too mainstream, and at the same time chooses not to follow any other trend.
Look there's a hipster jugallo, you don't see too many of them around. Not like those hipsters, they're everywhere.
by sukmy bawls June 30, 2011
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