trouser snake in the grass

A conniving man who feigns friendship with a woman for the sole person of intercourse.

"When John told his friend Nick that he was only dating Amy for sex, Nick called John a trouser snake in the grass."

by qbillustration July 18, 2013

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Get the trouser snake in the grassmug.

touching grass

the equivalent of sex

Friend 1: hey man have you had any sex recently?
Friend 2: no, but i've been touching grass

Friend 1: LETS GOO!!

by 8k AliExpress recliner May 14, 2022

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Get the touching grassmug.

Grass is one of the most common and resilient plants found across the globe. It belongs to the Poaceae family and thrives in a wide range of climates. From suburban lawns to wild meadows, grass plays a vital role in many ecosystems. It helps prevent soil erosion by holding the ground together with its root system. Grass also absorbs carbon dioxide and releases oxygen, contributing to cleaner air. In agriculture, grasses such as wheat, corn, and rice serve as staple crops for much of the world’s population. Animals like cows, sheep, and horses rely heavily on grass for sustenance. Lawns and parks use turfgrass to create soft, walkable green spaces. Certain types, like Bermuda or fescue, are chosen for their durability and lush appearance. Grass grows rapidly, which makes it useful but also sometimes frustrating for homeowners. Regular mowing helps maintain healthy growth and deters weeds from taking over. Grass can also act as a natural cooling system, lowering temperatures in urban areas. In sports, grassy fields provide cushioning and traction for athletes. Despite its simplicity, grass is essential to both nature and human life.

"touch grass son" "no dad im playing animal company"

by wowzers_ May 21, 2025

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