Originated from the natives, Moon Gooning is a "positive vibe only" ritual done under the moonlight while gooning around a burning stump. The usual attire consists of: a fitted skirt, an elk’s skull as a headdress and the person must be drenched only by a licensed Elk’s blood.
(Avoid having an unlicensed buffalo in your vehicle for it might ruin the whole ritual. If unfortunate enough, please carry a bottle of Elk's blood to throw at the eyes of the nearest police officer.)
(Avoid having an unlicensed buffalo in your vehicle for it might ruin the whole ritual. If unfortunate enough, please carry a bottle of Elk's blood to throw at the eyes of the nearest police officer.)
by SunGooner December 6, 2023
Get the Moon Gooningmug. phil : "I saw kenji gooning earlier."
gabriel: "yeah he loves the odysea , he made tme goon with it yesterday night"
gabriel: "yeah he loves the odysea , he made tme goon with it yesterday night"
by really trustworthy man January 24, 2024
Get the Goonmug. Marijuana that has been adulterated with foreign substances that makes the user walk about in a bug eyes unresponsive state. May walk into moving objects like cars or trains and not be aware of the danger.
Damn man, ole Franklin smoke some weed last night....he walked into a moving train and got hurt bad...he said "somebody put some goon in my weed"!!!
by Tonyb62 August 30, 2019
Get the Goonmug. Great British flicker gooning is where you slowly put warm baked bean into your urethra while listening to Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond.
by 6ngelical July 11, 2025
Get the Great British flicker gooningmug. AI generated goon material, not made by a human
very easy to tell if the sauce is unethical gooning or ethical gooning: check the fingers or sum idk twin, jus small mistakes ig
very easy to tell if the sauce is unethical gooning or ethical gooning: check the fingers or sum idk twin, jus small mistakes ig
gooner 1: bro this is the best rule34 art i found
gooner 2: unethical gooning 🥀🥀
gooner 1: sybau brochacho😭✌️
gooner 2: unethical gooning 🥀🥀
gooner 1: sybau brochacho😭✌️
by retardedspoon69 April 27, 2025
Get the Unethical gooningmug. Lava gooning is where you jack off with a high fever with all your blankets on you and goon til you bleed, thus causing a volcanic eruption from your male genitalia
by beeba April 27, 2025
Get the Lava Goonmug. A “disorder” you give to your friends or someone you know when they goon (masturbate) a lot. Especially if they goon multiple times a day/everyday
Yo Abraham you goon all day, you really got a problem. You probably got HGD (Hyper gooning disorder)
by redvelvetlover13 June 16, 2025
Get the HGD (Hyper gooning disorder)mug.