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Going Retarded

Smoking enough weed or drinking enough to act like you are literally retarded.
Dude, John just smoked a quarter-ounce of wax and he's going retarded
by bagel666 May 6, 2018
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Going to see a man about a dog

Going to see the "man" to buy something that is possibly illegal.
Going to pick up your supply, supply of whatever it is you require. or just See a man about a dog
I'm just going to see a man about a dog, then we can pipe it up and watch the movie.
by XXXX May 1, 2003
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Going to see a man about a dog

Slang used while referring to going to have a drink down the pub.

Most commonly used in the North East of England. Due to it being originally derived from people who drink/drank the ex-Newcastle brewed alchohol, Newcastle Brown Ale.

The sentance itself is actually printed on the label of the newer bottles of Newcastle Brown.
Fred: Doing anything decent this weekend?

Bob: Going to see a man about a dog on friday if you fancy coming?
by iMikey February 10, 2010
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Going Shmorky

Committing acts of murder or extreme violence on a group of people or one person while shouting nonsense and expletives in a high pitched child-like voice and usually but not always threatening to kill oneself after finishing the act. Similar to going postal but instead a murder-suicide.

Named after the transsexual pedophile internet artist/animator named Shmorky Kay who always speaks in a high pitched voice and often has bouts of anger and suicide attempts.
"Fuck off or I will go Shmorky Kay on your ass!"

"Oh shit! Trevor is going Shmorky on that group of jocks who always pick on him!
by Shurdlegurdle April 6, 2017
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going ham

According to MTV.com..."Jay-Z and Kanye West dropped their first single, "H.A.M.," on Tuesday, January 11th, but their record may have overshadowed another "ham" song: Yung Joc and Gucci Mane's "Going Ham" leaked over the weekend.

The tracks aren't related, nor do they have anything to do with a choice cut of pig: The Jay and 'Ye song name is actually an acronym that stands for "Hard As a Mother----er," while Joc and Gucci's version is based on the Atlanta term "going ham," which is a derivative of mayhem. Joc admits most people may not even know the term's origin."
You going ham tonight?
Nah, I got finals tomorrow.
by BurgerSack June 13, 2011
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Going Solo

When someone usually a man jerks off without any porn Internet or otherwise and subsequently has to use his imagination to achieve an orgasm

Also a auto biographical novel by Rouhl Dahl
Man I went on holiday last week to this place that had no Internet I had to go solo.

I'm going solo tonight

Why?

My parents were real mad with me so they took away my porn and turned the Internet off.

I'm going solo in a min

Man, you've got freakin iPads built into the walls and you're still jackin' off like a pilgrim
by Jumpin' Jack Flash1975 August 31, 2013
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going full hog

When engaged in intercourse you take out all the stops and give it all you've got.
"Took this chick home last night, I was going full hog on her"
by The Stayke Experience May 2, 2006
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